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So, what do we learn from this?
0. Passwords work.
1. Encryption works.
And what should we have learned?
0, A laptop is a really bad place to store important stuff.
1. If you decide to use cryptocurrency to try to get rich quick, you can end up poorer than you were a damned sight quicker.
2. Multi-factor authentication isn't worth the breath that's wasted on it (US corporations don't demand your phone number for your benefit).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Has anyone checked the Post-It stuck to his monitor?
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
</sig>
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Did they try password123 ?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Let's preserve his brain. Someday a transplant can yield 137 million*.
*Rates based on the year/time of the transplant.
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More with interest!
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Just one slice.... - Album on Imgur[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's NOTHING!
Clickety[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Spares or repairs Snowman[^]*
* Bucket not included
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Where are the lumps of coal for the eyes?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Sank to the bottom
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Quote: Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
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Alas, poor Olaf
I knew him, OG,
A fellow of infinite jest,
of a most excellent movie
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ah! 3 hours it took me to work that out - obvious when you see it though.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And the answer is ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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FLOG - GOLF
I think.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Golf ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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BDSM?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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We're going to have to have a little talk about those sites in your browser history ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Um... er... ok - I'll give you half a point...
...but no.
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