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Sander has it right. I'm inept at meeting women, but my wife is great at it and helps me get more women than I ever had when single.
modified 8-Jan-19 8:23am.
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<taking notes="">
Get married to meet women
Did I get this right?
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Weirdly, since I got married I have many more naked international fashion models after me than before. ...or, at least, many fairly attractive fully clothed women appear to be expressing an interest in me - they start conversations with me or compliment me on my clothing or red hair (not so much these days since its gone grey) or something.
Being married, I, of course, rebuff these offers with aplomb but still...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm lucky, no matter what I do, I never reduce the number of naked international fashion models surrounding me. So far, that number has held steadily at zero. I've never experienced even the slightest reduction
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Rants about and thinks these send and receive (12)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Transceivers?
Anagram of RANTS, but I got nothing for CEIVERS ... except SERVICE which doesn't make any sense to me.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's cos there was no sense
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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None between my ears, anyway!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Transponders - anagram of rants + ponders = thinks.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"PONDERS" ...
Obvious now.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep - you are up tomoz
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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...Daily!
My name is Sara Jane and I see that you downloaded our trial. I wanted to follow up and see if you have any questions we could answer for you.My team is responsible for ensuring the success of MongoDB users through our commercial services. I’d love to discuss what sparked your interest in MongoDB or any initiatives you are currently working on.
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Would you like me to help set up a call?
Thank you and have a great evening,
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I want to follow up on my recent email about the interest you have shown in us. In case you have any questions, we are happy to provide you with additional information.
Could I interest you in a call to learn more?
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Can I interest you in setting up a call to learn more?
Thank you very much and have a good evening,
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I'm checking in on the emails I have sent you regarding the trial that you downloaded not too long ago.
Are you interested in scheduling a call to learn more?
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I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I just wanted to reach out because you had shown interest in us.Would you like to set up a quick call for more information?
Thank you very much and have a wonderful evening,
I think you can easily get a date with Sara Jane. Good luck .
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modified 8-Jan-19 4:36am.
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I'm thinking about Sara Jane, cocumuts and a bird that can be African or European. Does Sara Jane?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Register for Mongo. You'll see!
Just ensure your wife is not around when she calls you.
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Stop playing so coy with Sara. Tell her that it's not her, it's you and that it didn't mean anything; that you think it's best if you both just move on.
This space for rent
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I was surprised companies of this size, readily trying to set up a "call"? They can really afford this?
I do get marketing mails from MS , Google but nobody looks to set up a call. Talking to a million user will need a call-center.
I started getting the mails from "Sara Janes" daily on different tones. It just tells that they are desperate & they go down to any low level marketing routes to get customers.
AWS marketing folks does this, but they did not employ Bots for the purpose. It was genuine.
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Eytukan wrote: I do get marketing mails from MS , Google but nobody looks to set up a call.
Huh? what about all them friendly folks from microsoft tech support that call wanting to help get rid of a virus they found on your PC? So friendly just give them remote access and they will do all the work for you.
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Lopatir wrote: friendly folks from microsoft tech support that call wanting to help get rid of a virus they found on your PC?
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"Mongo only pawn in game of life."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Out of interest, has anyone ever replied to a message that uses the phrase "reach out?"
It's such a horrible and vacuous expression, it really makes me cringe.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK !!!
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They just reach out to touch base on the new account matter.
I dislike the latter, even more.
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I can see how "touch base" is worse in a sense as it can be taken in all kinds of undesirable ways, but for me it translates to "don't take me seriously whatever you do" whilst "reach out" comes out as "I deserve to die for reasons that you cannot begin to count."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I've had people tell me "I'll ping you tomorrow..", oi! that was cringe worthy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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