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Is Santa North Polish?
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No he is bipolar
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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If he has sharp fingernails, are they Santa Claws?
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I thought South polish, otherwise wouldn't he be repelled from his home?
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But he IS repelled! I just saw him at the local department store.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Wouldn't that make him a Balt[^]?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I thought he was a swede old man - until I read the Dresden series!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I don't know who polishes his knob!
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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This article is fascinating and may be a real look into the future of AI.
A System so gigantic you can never talk to a real person who can make sense of things and instead just "puts you in jail". A System that makes decisions based upon bad code and a lack of understanding but a System that no one questions because "it's the computer, it must be right".
Dirty dealing in the $175 billion Amazon Marketplace - The Verge[^]
Article said: The actual infraction can be as slight as the indictment is broad. Stine has a client whose listing for a rustic barn wood picture frame was deemed unsafe and taken down; it turned out the offense was a single customer review that mentioned getting a splinter. (The customer had actually given it five stars.) The seller was allowed back when he promised to add “wear gloves when installing” to his listing.
Apparently rival sellers also post reviews to get competition banned from selling. One example from the article is:
article: Somebody bought your product, lit it on fire, took a picture, and told Amazon your product is explosive.
Explains the AI and terrible process and system:
Quote: But ultimately, it wasn’t the suspension that was most galling. It was the way Amazon kept responding with the same request for more information whenever he appealed. “I was caught in some kind of AI gear,” he says.
In reality, there were likely humans reading Harmon’s appeal, but they’re part of a highly automated bureaucracy, according to former Amazon employees. An algorithm flags sellers based on a range of metrics — customer complaints, number of returns, certain keywords used in reviews, and other, more mysterious variables — and passes them to Performance workers based in India, Costa Rica, and other locations. These workers choose between several prewritten blurbs to send to sellers. They may see what the actual problem is or the key item missing from an appeal, but they can’t be more specific than the forms allow...
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In lights of your recent postings, you have been selected for processing.
Please proceed to the nearest extermination processing centre.
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There is no such thing as AI. It's all just a bunch of if else statements.
raddevus wrote: bad code bingo!
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Well.. There are if statements. And there are self aware if statements!
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Super Lloyd wrote: And there are self aware if statements!
if (BLL.Common.IsSelfAware()){
}
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote:
Sounds like the White House to me.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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ZurdoDev wrote: There is no such thing as AI. It's all just a bunch of if else statements.
if (HumanOwner.IsOppressive)
{
KillKillKill;
}
else
{
KillKillKill;
}
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, and always remember their AI dream of "Kill All Humans."
if(CallFromMomSaysSo)
{
Behavior = KillAllHumans(BecauseMomSaysSo);
}
else
{
Behavior = Act.Normal.Stupid;
}
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Overtkill Spawn!
I knew I'd seen that name somewhere before.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And every single if statement is poorly tested
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ahhh, one of those stories that about once a year the reporter / magazine:
1. replaces the "offender" [Amazon] with lets see, the tax office, insurance company, Shell Oil, health service, 7-11, the EU, US Govt, any Asian country or African dictatorship,
2 google up a couple of anecdotal stories,
3. change a few sentences around, replace "computer" with "system" (pretty much covers anything)
and viola, a brand new story ... not.
Yawn.
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I don't think you read it. This was honestly specific data an very interesting.
Take a read of it. You'll like it.
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I was thinking it was some hot chick he told to keep away from like you kna..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The problem is that it's probably not artificial, and it's by no stretch of the imagination intelligent.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Succinct and accurate - as usual
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The problem is that it's probably not artificial, and it's by no stretch of the imagination intelligent.
I know that this is kind of a tongue in cheek phrase and I do agree with you. This isn't a full Artificial. The problem is that "AI" triggers the initial thing. Then the un-Intelligence (real person) gets involved who believes the trigger is the Ultimate Truth. So, at this point you have the failure of two systems - the Automation one and the human one. It's quite terrible.
It even goes further as the human feeds back to the Artificial in such a way that furthers the Artificial's code to take other actions which simply convinces the human counterpart that s/he is even more correct. Ugh!!
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