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Real robots don't exist, they're a conspiracy by the West intent on destabilizing Mother Russia.
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I saw a similar situation, but in reverse, on social media recently.
Man gets arrested. Mans picture shows up in the local mug shots along side everyone else who gets arrested, just like they always do. No detes other than regular arrest info, as is standard. Man goes on rant because his warrant was over a civil incident (bill) he was unaware of. People had sent summons to wrong address.
Man says that the paper made him out to be a normal criminal by not including details to show how minimal his crime was when posting his mug shot (which they never do, that is a rediculous ask).
What happened was a very normal experience with no context added at all. He assumed the context people would attach to it, and then blamed the paper. They were just operating as normal with no malice at all.
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Chris Maunder wrote: Chocolate paves road in German town after factory spill[^]
Call me when it's beer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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beer is good, not sure I'd be into bending down to lick it off the pavement though.
could spear a few good bratwurst though, cooking them would kill the germans
(then again I briefly thought coffee, but soon remembered that German coffee is utter crap [only done worse by the frogs].)
Note: for the unwary: when in Germany buy a strudel then cross the border into Holland for a coffee.
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So, of course, someone leans on their horn, just in case the driver didn't know anything was wrong.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not a good idea - London Beer flood[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There's something dark about this. I think it's lindt to an act of vandalism.
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Someone call Augustus Gloop!
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Geo for Bootstrap, a Timeless Theme by Divshot[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You realise you'll incur a massive bill for optical repair and psych meds for anyone that follows your link.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Actually, that's kind of awesome!
That's exactly how everyone's website looked in the late 90's and early 2000's.
The only thing I'm missing is snow falling in the background and a theme music in (what I think was) an 8-bit midi file
Reminded me of this gem[^]
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Love that song and the entire album is good.
Rambling Man is very chill out and still one of the best songs ever
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It's... wonderful! Tears roll from my eyes for the memories it brings and the terrible color scheme! Pain wrenches my heart for the innocent times long gone and for the absurdity of the decorations!
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Can we apply it to CodeProject?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Another great web page design: arngren.net[^] (the text is in Norwegian, but you don't need to understand it to enjoy the design).
For being exact: It isn't a web page design. They had exactly the same design in the mail order days, 30+ years ago, when they distributed printed catalogs to every mailbox in the country every two weeks. Also known from the mail order days: Note that practically all prices end in ...99 or ..998.
Maybe that extreme-ugly design is part of the marketing strategy. The web page comes up in every ranking of ugly-looking pages, and everyone (in Norway) wants to see it ... and then they see some product that they will buy. It works, after 30+ years with the same design.
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Any recommendations/experiences for/with services that, for example, sends your phone a code (SMS), or phone apps where all you have to do is approve/decline ?
Yes, this is for my new job, which I'm loving! No need to send codez, just your wisdom for what services rock and what services suck.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: Any recommendations/experiences for/with services that, for example, sends your phone a code (SMS), or phone apps where all you have to do is approve/decline ?
Yes, this is for my new job, which I'm loving! No need to send codez, just your wisdom for what services rock and what services suck.
They all suck cause I hate having to find my phone to get a code or send a push notification.
Previous job used Duo and current one using Microsoft Authenticator.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Previous job used Duo and current one using Microsoft Authenticator.
I've just been looking at Duo. Free for 10 users, their documentation is excellent. So far so good. I'll look at Microsoft Authenticator next.
Thanks!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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+1 for MS authenticator. There's also Google authenticator. These applications kinda hard to "recommend" though, because you just open it and it rocks up with a set of random digits for authentication. They both do the job.
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