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Can we saw you in half too?
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I believe the common practise is to saw people in quarters[^]...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Mark Parity wrote: Can we saw you in half too?
No need... I easily fold away for convenient storage
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Now you are talking sheet.
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Are you calling him a sheet head?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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The thing that struck me most, is that there are people on the internet, with access to tons of knowledge, who still believe in magic.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Ah, well. At the end of each month I get my salary, but all the same, magically there's no money in my account the day after. Trust me, I believe in magic too!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Would you pay for someone to perform the "magic" that was described?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No, but I feel that I ought to be able to issue a death spell against someone. I just don't know exactly who yet!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Try it on Augustus Caesar!
*poof*
Yes, he's dead, magic must exist.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well, magic is real... depending on your definition of "magic"
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Yes, and aliens could have visited earth in the past.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Let's be honest, we probably are the aliens.
Out great ancestors were sent to this planet as a punishment for their crimes on our origin planet.
It would explain why we are such a horrible species.
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Disproven by genetics; we're too similar to mice to be from another planet.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I can't hear you. Squeak Up!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I did. Best soundtrack ever.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Actually, basic evolutionary theory.
Darwin explains it all . . . except he got it backwards.
For example, apes descended from humans, but had the good sense to stop speaking and grow fur. Shows both wisdom and good fashion sense.
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Then earth is the universe's Australia?
Hummph. Why don't you throw another martian on the barbie while we think it over.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Then earth is the universe's Australia?
Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's very believable
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Then earth is the universe's Australia?
Patently untrue. If this were the case we'd have all the aliens dropping in for holidays.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Having a resource at your disposal does not imply anyone knows how to use it. Or even wants to.
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dandy72 wrote: Having a resource at your disposal does not imply anyone knows how to use it. Or even wants to. Wrong, and hardly an argument for magic. Only in the realm of unicorns and small Gods, no magic in the real world.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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