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Must have been our friend Baba Ji at play. Only Baba can bring the world to its knees with his ancient black magic spells and secrets.
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In other news, 30,000,000 people discovered that they have family members and that a new technology called Real Reality is pretty awesome.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I do not have mobile data. I have not missed it, so far.
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So you don't have a cell phone then?
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Yes, I do, but have no data. Only voice and SMS.
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After writing mobile apps for a couple of years, I realized just how huge the security issues of the entire stack (radio protocols, platforms, and apps) were. I stopped writing apps and ditched my phone. I only really miss the navigation, but my stand-alone gps is adequate.
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Scott Serl wrote: my stand-alone gps is adequate. So I'm not the only one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When a kitten sleeps, does it rest it's head on a caterpillar?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Unless it's sleeping in a catnap-sack.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Let me be purrfectly clear beclaws someone has to give paws to this trend.
Um . . . ur . . . fur what reason was I posting litter-ature?
Maybe it was something about a cat on a beach being the real Sandy-Claws?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 6-Dec-18 13:47pm.
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... at last - a captcha which should prevent the flood spammers: Select all the squares without ... [^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Eventually, when they crack it, too, think how useful it would be to be able to scan a page of code for bugs!
A social engineering experiment to manipulate the hackers ? ! ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: think how useful it would be
I assume you meant to write "think how many more people it would make unemployed"?
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musefan wrote: "think how many more people it would make unemployed"? It would be worth it.
Since Q&A would all but disappear, someone would, at last, have a chance to catch OG's points total.
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I admit there are times when I go to QA and think I'm being used as a human captcha ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How about implementing that in QA as well?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I'm disappointed no one has commented that there are missing semi-colons and the equality is using == instead of ===, which would then result in a religious debate around the concept of truthy/falsy and a debate on jslint vs ESLint which would, in due course, spiral down to comments on personal hygiene and ancestry.
Sigh. When I was a lad these things were important.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm still foaming at the mouth from the use of 1TBS ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Chris Maunder wrote: the equality is using == instead of ===
I had to look that up, did not know === was a thing. Then this[^]:
JavaScript has two sets of equality operators: === and !==, and their evil twins == and !=. The good ones work the way you would expect. If the two operands are of the same type and have the same value, then === produces true and !== produces false. The evil twins do the right thing when the operands are of the same type, but if they are of different types, they attempt to coerce the values. the rules by which they do that are complicated and unmemorable.
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Wait - are they saying
=== != ==
or are they saying
=== !== ==
???
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Made me chuckle
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They are saying one doesn't equal the other more than the other one doesn't equal the other.
And this is why JavaScript, as the winner of the Least Common Denominator Award, is a nightmare we'll all rue for years to come.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I have a work colleague who has a habit of disturbing me while I'm working. He's a great bloke in every other sense, but he will often disturb me while I'm working with non-work related conversations e.g. "Hey did you see this on the news this morning....." etc. These can occur at any time of the day, not just lunchtime.
I appreciate his friendliness, but would also appreciate being left alone to get on with my job. I don't mind the work related discussion, but I find the non-work related chat a distraction.
What's a polite way of telling them that I'm actually busy.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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"Hey, I'm actually really busy right now. Can we catch up later?"
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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