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I hear they are planning to sell meatballs
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge. I would definitely be hearing from Sean on that one.
+24 - That was my laugh for the day.
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Slacker007 wrote: would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge.
Yeah but posting these sort of jokes is my only contribution so I get a "pass"
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Long time ago, I ordered a QP from McD. Sat down and for reason decided I would add some pepper to it. Lifted the bun, and there for my enjoyment was one of those "braces" rubberbands - orthodontia style. Now the funny part was when I brought it back, and asked for a new QP. The teen says, "I'll have to get the manager..." Pompous manager asks me with attitude, "What seems to be the problem?"
I wish I had a camera to catch his expression when I showed him the rubberband....
And I always wonder just how much we eat of various items we have no clue about.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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My wife and I went to a restaurant one evening and I ordered a root beer. It came in a glass and I didn't notice, until after I drank it, that it was covered in ants. I politely asked for the waitress and asked her not to make a scene, since the place was crowded, and showed her the glass. She gasped and grabbed the glass and took it to the back. The next thing I knew, the manager came by and stated that he really appreciated us not making a scene, the machine was taken offline, and that our meal was free. I thought, at that moment, all I got was a little more protein and a free meal. Wished I had ordered the porter house.
Now, I just order a Dr. Pepper and check for little lumps with legs.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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charlieg wrote: And I always wonder just how much we eat of various items we have no clue about.
Don't ever eat sausage...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Fresh install on a VM, try to install packages, broken already. What a mess. Cant delete the ones it thinks are installed, because they dont exist, cant install new ones, because the version is wrong.
This is the first time I have seen ubuntu screw up like this, ever.
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Why are you using 16.04, and not 18.04?
Are you using VirtualBox?
Last weekend, I installed Lubuntu 18.04 into a VirtualBox VM with no problems.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, VirtualBox, and yes, 18.04 is OK, but 16.04 is the one suggested for the build platform.
Sigh, I hate sodding computers. It feels like you are wading through someone else's turds.
modified 30-Nov-18 8:07am.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: . It feels like you are wading through someone else's turds.
I am maintaining code written by a plethora of conSLUTants and a borderline autistic self-taught programmer/manager/technician/scientist.
I am actually wadind throug someone else's turds.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: I am maintaining code written by a plethora of conSLUTants and a borderline autistic self-taught programmer/manager/technician/scientist.
I am in a very similar situation actually. Old code, written badly, maintained by to many people over too many years.
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Have you considered installing a real OS?
Windows perhaps?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I enthusiastically suggest the Windows 10 "October" update
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Eric Lynch wrote: I enthusiastically suggest the Windows 10 "October" update So good that you should install it several times!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And possibly uninstall it an equal number of times
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Yeah, thats a great platform for building linux images isnt it! /sarcasm
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Microsoft seems to think so. There was an article recently about how VS was capable of do just that. BTW, every time you read the article you get a free cup of Kool-Aid.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, this is a Yocto build...
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really hope not installing ubuntu in a VM hosted on windows are we?
that'd be like 15 tiny cars coming out of a clown: bass ackwards!
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Why not? A VM is the same as a real machine.
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when you're done there hook up a trailer home to your prius,
afterall a prius is the same as a real car.
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He doesn't own a Prius, That's one thing we can be 100% sure of.
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Bollocks.
I have developed windows drivers on VMs for many many years and a VM is exactly the same as the real hardware.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: VM is exactly the same as the real hardware
...without the need for and electrical plug.
BTW, it's not really *just* like a physical machine, because VirtualBox still can't handle installing video drivers.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Munchies_Matt wrote: VM is exactly the same as the real hardware
...without the need for and electrical plug.
I'm down to my VM host only. Next year I'm planning on virtualizing it too. I'll be saving a fortune on power.
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