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Don't complain about cat and dog hair on the sofa: it's called fur-niture for a reason, isn't it?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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sshhh, better whisker, the wife might hear you
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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So fa so good.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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As long as it does not eventuate into fur-nit-urinating 
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You just finished watching 'Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon' didn't you?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's what she shed.
/ravi
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He'll have to brush that one off.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A hairy proposition!
/ravi
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Let's pet things into perspective: it's truly follicle to brush aside nature and think one can avoid animial-leavings in ones dwelling if one has keeps an animal in one's dwelling.
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Use all that fur to knit a sweater...fur-knit-ure!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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All the rage!
Just the gift for that cat lady that you know.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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No that's just wrong!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Purrfectly insane.
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I distinctly remember reading (years ago) about some lady who knitted, and sold, sweaters made from the lint accumulating in her husband's navel.
I wish those brain cells had died. But you had to bring that back to the forefront. So I can only hope you now also have that imagery stuck in your mind.
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That's pawsible... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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Why, just why? also as a side they also had a thing about Mario (of Donkey Kong & Mario Brothers) not being a plumber any more, Breksit strikes again
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Why? Because some companies age like wine and become even better with age. Mickeysoft ages more like milk.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Must have been the work of Bing Chrosby 
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Are you still dreaming of a white christmas?
(Curses over the music teacher who made us sing that and about 1000 other christmas songs in a shopping mall in 1978!)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Guess the old saying still holds true; "If you can't dazzle em with brains baffle em with bullshit"!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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