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If you were a true son of Skyrim, you would know that doing this is the punishment for Jagar Tharn, archtraitor to the Empire.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Spoken like a true DragonWorm
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Ah, the new trend is RDR2. In this one, I think either someone is _really_ replacing the candles, or it is indeed dark after some hours.
On the other side, I do not think you can play it on your Amstrad 1640.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Draugr Deathlords
You don't think they just sit around waiting for idiots to stroll into the dungeon do you. They have all sorts of hobbies - Candle making, cobweb weaving, creative wall destruction (to get that distressed decaying look), etc. It takes a lot of hard work to make that place look like a crypt - you should have seen it when they bought it - all cheery and bright and perfect looking - ughh!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Getting spam in Korean: 당신은 나를 알지 못할 수도 있습니다. 왜이 전자 메일을 받는지 궁금합니다. 맞습니까?... I suspect it is someone saying they have hacked my email, since I've gotten about one a day from like-minded individuals, saying they have hacked my computer, since their return email address matches my personal address. But because I haven't ran it through Google translate, I'm unsure. And since I don't have a webcam on my computer (except when I want to), I'm certain they are shitting me.
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David O'Neil wrote: I'm certain they are shitting me. You don't say!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Google translate says: Quote: You may not know me. I wonder why I get this e-mail. Is that correct It's probably from 김정은
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Don't click any links.
Best case scenarios: they pillage your bank account or they fry your computer.
Worst case scenario: it's a link to K-pop
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most I've had recently come straight out and ask for money.
impressed at their ability though, they have me on my webcam (long ago in a box in the store room), is that using this IOT thing I keep hearing about?
cheap though, they only ask for bits of coins... if it wasn't for the lack of a physical mail address I'd send them a whole 5c piece just to see this recording they have of me.
Message Signature
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Sander Rossel wrote: Best case scenarios: they pillage your bank account or they fry your computer. ..you cannot get bank account access or "fry" hardware using a hyperlink.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"Please send your bank details to Sander and then kindly throw your own computer in the fire, thank you."
You're a terrible scammer; bank-details are available anywhere, as those usually refer to a name and the number of a bank-account. Are you trying to send me money or what?
Ask if they send the login-details of their bank accounts
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You're a terrible scammer It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince...
Eddy Vluggen wrote: Are you trying to send me money or what? Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,-
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince... Nigerian princes that only eat carrots and kale?
Sander Rossel wrote: Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,- You couldn't order a pizza to this place
(If you intend to try, make it one with pineapple)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Tres charmant
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"You may not know me. I wonder why I receive this e-mail. Is that right?"
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"I wonder who I am. And who you are. And where we are? Aren't we?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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For your time-wasting enjoyment! I'd never heard of Jiminy Glick before, and to find that Martin Short is one of our all-time comedy greats came as a surprise!
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Heard of Jiminy Cricket, that must be an alias
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Sure you're not thinking of Aunt Jemima?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Have you heard of Ed Grimley?
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