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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The password policy that annoys me. Must be at least 15 characters, must include upper and lower case chars, special chars, numeric chars, special/numeric chars cannot be adjacent, no part of the password can form a word found in the dictionary, you can't use a password from a list of the 24 most recent passwords, and you have to change the password every 30 days.
By the time you find a password you can use, it's time to change your password again.
0Whisky!Tango!Foxtrot0
0Whisky!Tango!Foxtrot1
0Whisky!Tango!Foxtrot2
...
1Whisky!Tango!Foxtrot0
1Whisky!Tango!Foxtrot1
...
/trollface
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That password series contains words. No workee.
I've seen variations of this:
QWERTYUqwertyu!1
and this:
!QAZWSXEDCqazwsxedc1
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: no part of the password can form a word
so "I" is not allowed. Anything to keep you folks safe!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Time to start using GUIDs for passwords...
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He is setting sail on the Horizon[^]. What we did with him? Make him drunk and drag him aboard?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He's gonna comment the code and then dare the lead to do something about it.
At High Noon.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: At High Noon.
Ever.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The compensation must be really attractive then.
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Six figures - and that's sayin something for Texas.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: Six figures Yeah, but I bet some of them are zeros!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Congrats, sounds intriguing!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: DoD facility
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the data will be moved to "the cloud" (Amazon).
Excuse me, I'll respond to this post once I have finished digging my antinuclear bunker.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Eventually, the data will be moved to "the cloud" (Amazon) Well, then I've got some good news for you!
AWS Case Study: Qlik[^]
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I wasn't allowed to go into the SCIF during the visit. Nor will you be allowed to start your job now that you have posted all this confidential information.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I didn't mention anything classified. The data itself is what's controlled.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I will leave it to the good news : congrats for the new job !
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I've heard good things about KendoUI
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I've used it a little.
They also have a version of it for MVC and .Net Core...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Guess that documentation is considered a security risk too, imagine someone might be able to understand the code !
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The guy said, "If you can't just read the code, maybe you shouldn't be a programmer."
I really had to hold back and keep from calling the guy a retard.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, my last boss said something similar. Of course, he couldn't explain the code that he had himself two years earlier. But, he didn't see that as a problem. Saving minutes by not commenting then spending hours figuring out your old code later was considered a good thing. He also believed that having short variable names like N1, N2, N3 was much better than having names that related to how the variables were used. He thought it was important to save time by typing a few less characters because "A real programmer can figure it out". There are reasons why I don't work there anymore.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I really had to hold back and keep from calling the guy a retard.
Just wait after your first 3 months. Then let him know what you think.
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WW3 starts in 2 weeks and one day.
They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I hope everyone is dug in. Sh*t's about to get real.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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