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I will wait for the next Camaro.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'd prefer a Gina Carano myself!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Nice...thanks!
You might want to add it to the free tools page.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Would you please not add any more stuffing to the stomach region!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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And would whoever has mine, please refrain from sticking pins in the knee-caps?
Thanks in advance ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Don't worry- I have the batteries charged and will go flying with the helicopter after work. It can easily carry this little passenger.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Just so you know, I am stealing this excuse and using it at my next doctor's visit.
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Yeah, well... Not to brag, but I've got one of those metabolisms where I can eat anything I want and still get fat!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Any metabolism that goes unfed will cannibalize on the body.
Cannibalism is forbidden in modern countries.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Slow day at the office eh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Whatever makes you think so?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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<micrometric>Would you please not add any more stuffing to the stomach region!<micrometric>
Whahuh?
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What the Zuck is so dandy about social media?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nothing. It is really dorsey (in my head this is a clever pun for dorky).
But why is dorsey used here?[^]
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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How the hell should I know?
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No, man. Maybe you just need to get .... LinkedIn .... and you'll know.
I'll show myself out...
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LinkedIn...
The day I have no choice but to create an account on there for prospect employers to look me up is the day I retire.
Surely I can keep pulling this off for another decade...
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If we start calling it "Potato juice", vodka suddenly becomes a health drink!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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No one drinks unfermented potato juice. There must be a good reason for it.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And ... it's one of your 5 a day!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Do 3 glasses of wine and 2 bloody marys count as 5 servings of fruit and vegetables?
Asking for a friend!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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No!
Grapes and tomatoes are both fruits.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, but you forget the celery sticks!
And the woostuhrsheer sauce!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I've been a long-term advocate of the health benefits of hop juice. It doesn't exactly cure every ailment known to mankind but it's a wonderful distraction from most of them.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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