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That was awesome. Don't like lot of classical music but I love that piece.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Superb
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I love the Bolero!
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The invention I most need - and which I suspect would sell well into a big market - is one to make cats throw up inside the litter tray, not randomly in the same room.
Particularly at "Oh my gawd it's early" o'clock.
What's your current invention wish list?
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Adamantium armor, heavy auto fire disruptors and class X shields. I want to attack Antares.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You might want to add an FTL drive to that list: it's a looooooong way away at sublight.
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Nope. You can reach Antares only if you have the dimensional portal. I thought you know this old game[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The "Orion" series never really grabbed my attention - turn based strategy didn't do it for me.
And the Nineties had only one game for me: the almighty Doom!
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I played with real guns at that time. Even today no game can really simulate the feeling of a rifle in your hand, a helmet on your head, sweat heat and sand between your teeth.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yeah, but at least you didn't face a Cyberdemon with rocket launchers for hands with only 15% health, a chaingun, and only 50 bullets for company?
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You o0bviously never got to know a real master sarge outside some movies.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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They should invent a cat that does not eat or need a litter.
I'd rather be phishing!
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ummm, there is such an invention for cats, it's called "outside."
my wished-for invention: pocket emf pulse generator.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Oh yes please, can you imagine the stunned looks as walk down the street with one of these turned on. A focused one would be even better, only the people in front of you lose their electronics.
Oh sorry guy with a pacemaker, forgot about you lot.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Virtual session musicians.
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A point-to-point delivery system for physical objects.
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Time machine so I can go back and stop you posting this...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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An autonomous heat seeking home defense system.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I think it's a testament to the sweetness of cats that we love them regardless of their faults.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: I think it's a testament to the sweetness of cats that we love them regardless of their faults sauce.
FTFY
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If we're considering impossibilities like making cats behave, how about:
A cure for all diseases
A solution for hunger, poverty, etc.
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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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How about users with a clue.
Or well written requirements?
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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