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Yesterday at 6pm, our thermometer at the house read 110 degrees.
I ran outside and touched the surface of the sun as it went by, skimming a foot of topsoil off most of Texas.
(For the record, the temperature in our underground survival bunker was 70 degrees. F*ck the sun and its "I'm hot" bullsh|t.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 24-Jul-18 12:22pm.
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That's how I like Texas. Long ago I would have come home, torn off the clothes and jumped into the pool.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Long ago I would have come home, torn off the clothes and jumped into the pool.
Then you soon realized the water was evaporated...
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Fahrenheit, not Celsius. This. Is. Texas.
It took a while to get used to, but now I just switch back and forth as I need, just as I do with the language and the date format.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Fahrenheit, not Celsius. This. Is. Texas.
Actively resisting progress.
"How far to the trainstation?"
>"Two-hundred armlengths and a roasted chicken in length." 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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In Texas it's more like 'Go north for three days and then take a sharp turn left.'
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: In Texas it's more like 'Go north for three days and then take a sharp turn left.'
I thought you took the left turn at Albuquerque?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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From El Paso where I lived that would actually fit quite well, but it's not really three days north to get to Albuquerque. Australia probably also feels a little too large and empty in some corners, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: From El Paso where I lived that would actually fit quite well, but it's not really three days north to get to Albuquerque.
That was a partial quote from Bugs Bunny who always should've took a left turn at Albuquerque.
CodeWraith wrote: Australia probably also feels a little too large and empty in some corners, right?
No, it's pretty much perfect. Too far away for most to want to visit and big enough that you don't run in to people all the time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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FYI - the link in your sig to the backroom is no longer valid, the backroom has been retired!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: FYI - the link in your sig to the backroom is no longer valid, the backroom has been retired!
Well @Chris-Maunder is going to have to resurrect that particular thread and give me the link so it works. Reckon I had that Sig for over 12 years.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"You sure you wanna play that card?" -- Arizona
modified 25-Jul-18 15:13pm.
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Do Nordic military ships have barcodes so when they return to port, they can Scandinavian?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Scan the barcode of something item on sail, eh? From what I'm herring, there's avast difference in opinion on this.
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And exactly what do you feed a great Dane?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I thought everyone knew[^].
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Wonder if they have them with Alpo filling? Spot would love it!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Spam?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Not my Great Dane I used to have! It gave him gas so bad and stunck so bad it would wake you in the middle of the night with tears in your eyes.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Sounds like my greyhounds. 'Greyhound gas' is lethal. We give them scoops of yogurt with every meal, and that helps keep it to the merely abominable level.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I think it would be nifty if the daily newsletter had links in each news item to go to the forum discussion thread for that news item. It would encourage more discussion about the news items, and it's kind of inconvenient to go to the forum and find the thread for it "manually". I'm often curious what fellow CodeProjecters are saying about the news items or I want to say something about it myself but the friction involved in getting to the thread often dissuades me from doing it in the morning.
Thoughts? 
modified 24-Jul-18 14:41pm.
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Mike Marynowski wrote: Thoughts?
Bugs and sugs
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Does not compute 
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