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Hilarious! Loved Jamie Olivers christmas turkey as well! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I know the vid without even watching it, they are funny as f***! 
Watch the rest, they will have you in stitches!
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I must definitely be in the minority here as I did not find this one bit funny. Not even mildly amusing. Don't try to explain it to me though, as I do understand it. But don't find it funny. At all.
Just so you know I'm not a dry, emotionless maniac. I do find people like Patrice O'Neal, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, etc. to name a few, to be absolutely hilarious.
If someone had me in stitches, and did it consistently, that would be Carlin. Here's an example: George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit - YouTube[^] (COARSE language warning)
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You need to be British to get it I guess.
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If you're not familiar with the Gordon Ramsey F-Word tutorial shorts, this won't make sense. I get it.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I agree. Comical, but not hilarious.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Hi,
I know the love for IE replacement is a little low in the Lounge, but I have been bitten by it, the local admin for my area of the network lets us down load & use Acrobat reader. However the seniors where I had to do a presentation gave a PC with Edge only. I need to show page 5 of a lengthy PDF, I could show 1 & 2, 2 repeated for each page of the 180 pages. Opening a PDF, playing videos, web surfing, washing up what can Edge do?
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Everything else past page 2 got spilled off the edge. Flat Earth confirmed. Illuminati confirmed.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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glennPattonWork wrote: what can Edge do?
From what I've seen, not a lot. It loves adverts though.
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Did you know how Edge got its name?
Microsoft developed a new browser, but the testers got rather edgy using it, hence the name Edge.
It was either that or "@RH*RF"H@F"#H!#$*^@"*"!^"!! " but that didn't work well with the marketing department.
True story.
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Sounds like an edge case to me
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Got my old MIG welder out, had to get new gas (and with the CO2 shortage, chuckle chuckle, that was difficult, so ended up with Argon and an new regulator) and some new tips.
Havent used it in 20 years, so stripped out the surface corroded wire, fired it up, and it still works perfectly, which is a surprise, since it has been in a damp basement all that time.
And they are a dream to use!
(Making a boat trailer to go out fishing! )
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Hint: you don't need a boat trailer to go fishing - you need a boat!
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Whats it supposed to do, levitate itself to Teignmouth?
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Float?
Or Double if you prefer.
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How is it supposed to float down the road?
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Floods. The hot weather can't last, and when it does end, the roads will automatically flood to make up for it.
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Now, that's a Short joke.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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But integral to the plot, so byte me!
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You always make conversations too long. But I don't want to flame, we might ghet charred.
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I'm just stringing you along.
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