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I read it "ham's way"
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Don’t be a pig!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You don't know what you're missing!!!
Really sorry bout dat - It's friday and my vacation is coming up, so you can take joy in knowing that I'll be out of here in a few hours... Don't need a coat - It's WAAAY too hot here in Sweden right now!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Given the "spec" that I'm working from, I think I'm trying it right now!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Nah, that sounds more like a nice game of hide and seek!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I'm beginning to suspect that it's more a case of "pass the parcel-bomb".
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Once when drunk - but I regretted it later.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Johnny J. wrote: You don't know what you're missing!!!
Wouldn't you rather not know what you are missing?, because the opposite is worse.
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yes but … you hear it when you don't miss … auw … argh ...
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No, but we play a lot of "Pin the tail on the donkey" iaaaaaaa
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That's fun - as long as it's not your turn to be the donkey...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Dont nock it til you’ve tried it.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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That one will fletch an upvote.
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Thanks for the tip of the hat - it's better than being shafted - but really what's the point.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I feel like I just haft to get another archery pun in.
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I tried an archery class once - all the arrows had suckers on the end - at least that's what I call the people who didn't get out of the way
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This joke is right on target!
/ravi
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Give notice about rabbits home assembly (8)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Forewarn ? of warren ( anagram )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Is the correct answer - I thought it might take longer than that...
You are up Monday!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It leapt out at me - good clue though, do you have a library of them ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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No.but I keep a record of ones I've posted, and a couple of "future clues" so I don't have to think of one too quickly if I have to post.
Lying in bed thinking "if I get up this early, I'll wake Herself and never hear the end of it" is a good time to think up XWord clues...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's pretty much how I do them
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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of warren? rabbits? home assembly??
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 29-Jun-18 6:45am.
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Give notice
about OF
rabbits home WARREN
assembly (anag) FOREWARN
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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