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If yer coworker cousin is hired ta clean up after ya and they sleep allot on the job, does that make 'em yer napkin?
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The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
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That depends upon whether they try to tissue, or just shake hands.
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We should submit a bill to our boss if he wants to watch him all day; you know, Paper View.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Sure - but if they are Russian would you call them a Soviet?
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What do you call a Russian napkin - a Soviet.
What doesn't make sense?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Non-Commonwealth English speakers (I'm looking at you here, USians) have never heard of the word "serviette" so would not get it.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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modified 15-May-18 13:31pm.
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this kind of comment isn't what I'd want my sister or, candidly, anyone to read.
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Do Italian developers use copy'n'pasta?
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Don't be Sicily...
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Now there's using your noodle! It seemed like it was a rotini plan, orzo I thought, but as farina I can tell, it worked out.
When someone is speaking of Lasagna, are they implying you're a nudist?
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keep cracking a fusilli puns like that you are going to feel cannelloni.
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vino he's only joking
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All Italian developers I know do use: copy'n'basta!
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I'm alfredo that they only use it in their spaghetti code.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I think they do because they want a bigger pizza the action.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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More likely coffee'n'pasta
(Espresso, by choice)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I'd been wondering - not a lot, but a bit - about the wedding that is happening this weekend; it's all over the UK news.
Now I realize: it's an American actress he's marrying, not the German Chancellor ... explains why I was getting those odd looks ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: not the German Chancellor Sending her off to England... don't give me any ideas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hah! We'd only have to send her back next March!
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Unlikely. We have a habit of packing nasty things into rockets and sending them over the channel.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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