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I asked it for a joke and got this:
Quote: Here’s a joke that might make your coworkers laugh:
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! 😂
Probably won't bother again.
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to fumigate my head after ... that ... i feel compelled tp write a 5/7/5 pseudo haiku:
oh, yes; Bing can fly:
it puts worst foot forward with
both feet off the ground !
cheers, bill
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I told it a joke and it laughed appreciatively, but when I asked it to explain "for a friend" it simply repeated the joke. I think it was bluffing.
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BillWoodruff wrote: including needs i didn't know i have
Mostly needs you didn't know you have.
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11917640 Member wrote: Mostly needs you didn't know you have. No !
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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Well, I don't really care!
I don't use Bing Chat or Google Chrome and I only use Edge, maybe, once a month (damn financial website that ONLY works with Edge).
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@Peter-in-2780
Where's the CCC solution ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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He's gone to bed, it's well past midnight in most of Oz
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Sorry about that. Long day of travel, comfy bed...
BLUNDER Mistake
BUSS Kiss (archaic but I thought still known in UK)
BLUNDERBUSS makes a damaging report when fired.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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[^] ... scroll down to run the TxToSp demo.
exactly what i said and recorded: "With great trepidation, I must bring to your attention certain anomalies in my recent use of metaphors."
another exact match: The great Surfi poet Kabir said, "Where there is a garden, the flowers will come.
my voice was damaged by radiation treatment years ago: this is a better rendering than i have seen before.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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How @Peter-in-2780's CCC post replaced an other post?
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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The original thread is deleted maybe because of enough reports or a mod took action. Our messages are now orphans.
So they visually appear below Peter's CCC but they're not related to it. It is a know bug.
modified 29-Aug-23 6:36am.
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I'm just the victim. When the head post of a thread is removed (e.g. on spam or abuse reports), the next thread inherits the replies. A known problem (see several mentions in Sugs'n'Bugs).
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I cleaned house.
The replies in this case were irrelevant without the header message.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Irrelevant, but funny...
Thank you!
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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Yeah I know it's late, but I did warn you.
Mistake! Kiss makes a damaging report. (11)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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So what was it? I got nothing ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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All I got was interrobang and that made no sense.
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Your mind is stranger than mine Pete
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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That's a given in any situation.
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Message Closed
modified 29-Aug-23 6:42am.
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Message Removed
modified 29-Aug-23 7:23am.
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@Peter-in-2780
Where's the CCC?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's his new regime
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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