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54 or 55?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A mere child either way.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Quote: I will live forever... The Highlander, where is he? Please wait here while I go get my sword...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There can be only one!
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I need a programming software. I want to download this software. Where I will get this software?
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You had every opportunity to make me laugh here, and you chose not to. Please explain yourself.
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Wait 'til you see his code ... you'll be rollin' in the aisles!
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OG is exercising restraint. Kudos to the man!
/ravi
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However he made a critical mistake.
Visual Studio is the wrong choice in this case.
He should've offered:
1) Download Python | Python.org[^]
2) Press F12 (open dev tools) for JavaScript -- Probably Download | Node.js[^] since the OP wanted a "programming software" for download.
3) PHP: Downloads[^] - if the OP wanted a web "programming software"
And we all know Python is the correct choice here.
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He'd be better off with this: Python[^]
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We don't need no stinkin' restraint!
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I need a shooting gun. I want to order this gun. Where I will get this gun?
Just asking, since you obviously have crossed the line to lawful evil now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hah! My elder brother was a vicar, and I used to leave messages on his answer phone saying "Hi God botherer! It's the Antichrist here - get your people to ring my people" - until his bishop heard one, anyway...
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What happened a yes-talk or an exchange of opinions?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It probably didn't help his case when he was defrocked (for other reasons, but the Antichrist bit wasn't appreciated much apparently).
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Ok, then it was an exchange of opinions. He went in with his own and came out with the bishop's.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Thanks for your consideration.
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Toys "R" Us. Get there quick, they're having a going out of business sale as programming is being replaced by self-driving AI's.
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