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Slacker007 wrote: Disney is extremely liberal
In my opinion what is termed as 'liberal' nowadays is far from liberal - but that's a subject for the soapbox...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Things that make you go hmm...
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You're a few months late on this one. I started seeing that joke a while ago....
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Last week my bosses spontaneously booked an appointment to take Mikeysoft exam 70-483 for me. Not much time to read and study, because the appointment was this morning.
That was too easy. I passed. Now, how do I get this Mickeysoftish smell away?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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don't worry, after the next software update your cert will be useless - just ask any recruiter.
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As always.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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After the next update? The exam probably expired after the next hour Don't worry though, just pay to sit the replacement...
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and found wanting!
There is no way known to man of getting the Stench of Microsoft off you; you are marked unto the tenth generation!
Ad astra - both ways!
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Take Exam 98-381 may that will help HA HA haaaaaaaaa
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Quote: how do I get this Mickeysoftish smell away? Become a CodeProject MVP, frame the certificate and put it on your desk
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RickZeeland wrote: frame the certificate and put it on your desk Not much room there. A few monitors, keyboard, mouse and a TIE pilot helmet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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True, CodeProject certificates are extremely large
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I like the placement of the date on the certificate, if I clip it to the partition just right you can't see it is 8 yer old
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hmmm, they probably noticed that trick, on mine it's in big letters placed in the top center of the certificate
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In that case, you're hanging it wrong.
Ad astra - both ways!
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Hi All,
We had a security review and this led to combination locks being fitted. Fine just make it more awkward have to remember 4 numbers now. The lock is exposed to the weather leaving mucking keys and clean keys, think about it for a second, the clean keys are the combination. Being that the order does not matter(!) just aim for the clean keys and you get in (?!). Please tell me the order matters on other locks...
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As the next security measure, it will be mandatory to enter an incorrect code before entering the right one, to clean all keys equally.
modified 13-Sep-18 21:01pm.
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Classic way to fool a key pad, look for the shiny buttons!
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And how did these experts conclude that a number is less easily leaked or more secure than a physical key?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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even better would be an NFC card...
most normal keys can be copied down at the hardware shop (including people leaving that earlier made a spare to keep in the backpack in case they leave their work keys at home).
NFC locks are about the same price as combination/keypad locks, plus if connected to the LAN can track people coming/going (outside office hours).
pin code lock for an outside is just stupid, internal, i.e. server room maybe, but never as an outside door.
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A physical key is a very cost-efficient security-measure
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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OK - here's a plan:
1 - find out who picked a lock that allows arbitrary order
2 - find out where they fence the property they "liberate"
3 - pick up some real bargains !
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quote: 1 - find out who picked a lock that allows arbitrary order
2 - find out where they fence the property they "liberate"
3 - pick up some real bargains !
1. Responcible party known
2. Known
3. The stuff we make is not really consumer biased.
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glennPattonWork wrote: The stuff we make is not really consumer biased. Not a reference to the stuff you make.
All the PC's, Laptops, Printers, monitors, inflatable dolls, and other standard office stuff
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: All the PC's, Laptops, Printers, monitors, inflatable dolls, and other standard office stuff
What kind of office do you work in?
On second thoughts ... don't answer that.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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