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This brought a smile to my face for 12.3 seconds.
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Slacker007 wrote: 12.3 seconds Is that a record?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
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There it is again...record extended?
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Excellent answer, but really smart people will also include the term "urgent" in their search.
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Tsk, tsk. You must try to keep up, and get down with the kidz.
Everybody knows it's "URGNTZZZZZ!!!!!" because it's quicker to type...
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OriginalGriff wrote: because it's quicker cewlerz to type...
FTFY
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I know I could never be as cool as the kids these days.
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I think that you will have to rethink this: if you are talking about your own card then that's one thing - and you can contact card supplies to ask them, though I'd have to say it's unlikely.
If you are talking about getting information on general card use, then that's going to be a no-no. Partly because the card companies know how valuable that data is and will want to sell it not give it away, and partly because it's supposed to be confidential...
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Probably the darknet has answers for you, just try on www.darknetforbeginners.dark
I hope this doesn't exist for real
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I believe PayPal has one. But I'd just google credit card apis, or something like that.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm currently working on one but need some test data. If you acn send me your card details, number, PIN and CVV, I should be able to help.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Sounds like it's a matter of talking to the right people - the type who will be happy to subscribe you to all the spam you can handle.
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I found the problem. Partly my problem, but mostly unreadable documentation from the wuckfits.
I have my connection, data is coming out and now to take the turd and apply copious amounts of polish!
veni bibi saltavi
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Well Mythbusters did prove you could polish a turd, have at it.
(let me guess you had nice relax at the Pub, that got the creative juices flowing!)
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I couldn't relax too much, I had to pick the girls up from the station after a night's galavanting in Londinium. I believe most of the place they visited is still standing.
veni bibi saltavi
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Does Creative Juice™ have a high percentage of Gin?
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May I suggest the name 'ScoobyDooExport() '
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He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you matlab kids!
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That's me, matlab kid, I even have a Matlabrador
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: polish What in the world does Poland have to do with this ?
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It's next door to Hungary (in US Geography: the same applies to Australia, the Democratic Republic of Congo, and Westeros)
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Ahh - the harsh light of reality.
Actually, we're very cognizant of the geographical/geopolitical framework of out* planet. For example, everyone knows that Wales is near the Antarctic and the Japanese are trying to kill and eat you, calling it research (i.e., testing to see if a harpoon is still lethal)
So, take that! And pass the message on to your Fijian neighbors, as well.
* Our includes just us - not all you foreigner types.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: .e., testing to see if a harpoon is still lethal You have to be really obese (or at least a resident of Obecity) to have the Japanese after you with harpoons. It's then also quite possible that Greenpeace comes and drags you back into the water every time you try to crawl ashore.
Edit: If you really run out of luck, the Americans come and blow you up with dynamite.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 13-Mar-18 7:52am.
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Having the Japanese after you is not so bad...
they'll apologise after putting a harpoon through you and even bring you home you for dinner research.
The ruskies would keep beating you with rusty implements till nothing is left, the frogs will stab you with a fork and blame someone else (usually the krauts), the krauts themslves would precision slice you to evenly sized and weighted pieces, and the yanks would already begin their first salvo with ordinance that would leave a large massive humongous crater.
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