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011111100010 wrote: No self-respecting man owns a cat. If your self-respect would be diminished by owning(*) a cat, then you're the one with the issues, laddy.
(*) BTW, cats are not 'owned' by human beings. Cats have clients.
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You take things way too f***ing serious.
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Build a box around the printer? Stop the pet from being able to get at the printer?
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Don't tempt me - I'm inclined to build a box around the cat ...
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The 'managed' cat.
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He'd be happily managed by Professor Schrödinger at 03:00 most mornings when he decides it's breakfast time ... or possibly Cruella de Vil if I can persuade him to bark.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 03:00 most mornings It could be worse. My two greyhounds occasionally decide around 3:00-4:00 a.m. that it's breakfast time. This is announced by the pitter-patter of dog toenails on the hardwood floor, followed by the jangle of the tags on their collars. If that doesn't work, Hera (the female) will bark(*), which ends up with me looking like this[^].
(*) The male is Bacchus, the god of whine. I've only heard him bark once in the year and a half we've had him.
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Barking I could probably life with.
It's standing with one set of paws on my bladder and the other on my Gentleman's Vegetables and seemingly bouncing up and down that gets me every time...
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Fortunately mine don't do that. Other than the barking, the worst mine do is stick their cold nose in my face.
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Terry Pratchett wrote: It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.
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Very apt description. Given their height and the fact that their snout can be 6" long or more, they can reach almost anything with it.
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I know your frustration, all too well.
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It's the old VB v C# debate, you should've gone with dogs.
veni bibi saltavi
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Well yes. That's kinda the point have having them!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Have you met your cat?OriginalGriff wrote: wipe them for him? I predict a shredded door, a small pile of smoking hardware, and a slightly-miffed cat.
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Forgive me if this is to personal, but does your wife prefer...
Rubys or Perls?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 9-Feb-18 6:25am.
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As long as she can C#, that's all she asks.
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She always asks for the Lua.
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i am yet single, so cannot answer that right now, but i like @OrigninalGriff's answer
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None of them, she likes BASIC jewels.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Such as Quartz?
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She prefers Crystal.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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THAT IS DISGUSTING!
NEVER MENTION THAT FILTHY NAME AGAIN!
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, it's better than BO! (or SAP)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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