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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (And no, the Israelites did not build the pyramids.)
It wasn't any tribe of Earthlings that built the pyramids, it was all done by space aliens. I learnt that from a documentary on The History Channel and then checked my facts by watching another one, so I'm 100% certain on this one.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I'm 100% certain on this one.
I refer you to your signature
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Of course it was aliens, I can even cite an independent source: Chariots of the Gods? (Erich von Däniken)
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You have to love old Erich, never was a man so impervious to a thorough debunking!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I learnt that from a documentary on The History Channel
PeejayAdams wrote: by watching another one,
PeejayAdams wrote: so I'm 100% certain on this one.
2 for 2 does equal 100%. I believe you because the math checks out.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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And if you want it well done, you pay for it.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: And if you want it well done, you pay for it. That's fine. I prefer my steak medium or rare. But don't tell the cows, otherwise they will not let me fly anymore.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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It is called "being objective"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Paddy went on a First Aid Course.
Instructor "What would you do if your child swallowed your front door key"
Paddy "I'd climb through the window"
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a bogan would use the kid to smash the door down. (not that dumb - still uses the key.)
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Book on wizardry that should be avoided by coders! (5, 7)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 25-Jan-18 7:40am.
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Bit of a long shot, but... Spell Checker ...? Could be a book to check spells, and certainly a spell checker would break if asked to look at any code block!
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Not the answer but I quite like it!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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MAGIC NUMBERS?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought of that too, but don't know any book with that (exact) title...?
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The book is simply Numbers (4th book of the OT), Wizardry is magic so "book on wizardry" translates to Magic Numbers - something that none of us have ever used, I'm sure!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Correctamundo!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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OK.... so what's the book?
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See above.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Bugger! It might be late, I have to go out early tomorrow...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where's the CCC @User-10476399
You won yesterday, remember?
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Just about to post it and yes, even I can (just about) remember yesterday
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I can (just about) remember yesterday
Congratulations! I have difficulty ... what were we talking about?
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