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Virtue is its own punishment...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Would reminding you not to help anyone mean my helping you and that's a risk I apparently you believe I shouldn't take ?
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But does that mean I've helped you by warning you not to risk helping me by reminding me not to help anyone?
Damn, there goes my unacceptable behaviour again. I can only apologise.
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- Homer
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once had similar,
caught it and put up a simple message:
X is no longer here, please check the yellow pages for alternatives.
(It was a while back, long ago when the yp were still quite useful.)
It's illegal to for instance say "the company is closed" (even if it is), but there is nothing wrong with "no longer here" - just like if they moved office. As to "alternatives" - could mean alternative contact details so again nothing wrong.
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You should have written a nice web page for them.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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You should have added a re-direct to some quirky website after that response.
Hope your boss saw it the right way.
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So in general what is the etiquette while taking a leak in a house where male gender is in minority by 1:2 .
Stand or Sit , independent of the aiming prowess ?
cheers,
Super
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I always sit, never ever understood why this is so much of a problem.
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Rage wrote: I always sit
Are you female perhaps?
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Since the advance of social media, I'm always sitting down. I would hate it if I dropped my phone into the muddy waters while browsing Facebook or Instagram.
Mind you, the sitting is normally longer than it used to be and may or may not result in a frantic knocking on the door!
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- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
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super wrote: So in general what is the etiquette while taking a leak in a house where male gender is in minority by 1:2 .
Stand or Sit , independent of the aiming prowess ?
Stand. If they don't want piss on the seat, they can lower it for their use and raise it so it stays clean when the men use it.
Failing that, as they do the cleaning, they can just clean it and get on with life.
Michael Martin
Australia
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- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Stand.
With the seat down.
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Uh? Is anyone watching!!!!
Look, if you cant aim straight then always sit, regardless.
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Upper deck...every time.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I stand - but sometimes I get sh*t all over the seat.
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Stand. Unless I want to get some reading time in, then sit.
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jesus, just how big is your bladder!
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Depends.
If I get up in the night, I sits.
If I'm fully awake I stands.
The presence of possible flatulence / lumps also can influence my decision.
As yet, I have not designed a computerised aim enhancing tool for the task, or a database to help predict the correct position based on historical information.
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You are surely asking the wrong question.
The answer to the right question is: "As far away as you think the stream will reach".
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Alternatively, go outside and water the flowers.
That said, standing or sitting is less of the concern. I've had several people of the fairer sex complain how men leave the seat up, particularly when they are guests in the minority.
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I use the sink since its closer and doesn't splash
Hogan
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