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raddevus wrote: I hate it when I don't know why a problem happened
That's easy. It never happened before you bought the fridge.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why does this remind me of computing? How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"None - it's a hardware problem"
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None - we just define darkness as the new standard
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Get that in the manual - then it's a feature, not a bug.
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Good job you ordered some new bulbs then.
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Is anything like this[^] nearby? Looks like you have a thermal short.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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MIND BLEACH!
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Confucius right... ha ha
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Just been to my local supermarket to get my lunch. As I was in the sandwich aisle, a guy standing a few feet down from me chucked a bag on the floor, shouted "BOMB" and run off. Panic ensued. My quickest way out was past the bag, so I had a quick look down at it as I passed it. I could see inside a sandwich with wires coming out of it. The supermarket was evacuated and outside one of the security guys was going around asking if anyone had seen anything, so I told him about the sandwich device with the wires coming out.
He asked me "Was it ticking?"
"No, I think it was Turkey"
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Turkey is harmless. Bacon is calorie bomb.
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CPallini wrote: Turkey is harmless hamless.
FTFY!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You have a rye sense of humour...
Mustard been hard to come up with this one.
Mayo come up with another good one tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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"It was healthy just yesterday. Full of 200s. All of a sudden there were some 500s.I first thought it must something it has eaten. Docs were on it but could not figure out. Then came the moment. It went 404. Emergency reps were rushed in but could not bring it back to life. It was a sudden and rather sad demise.", a mourner at the funeral.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Are you referring to Peugeot models ?
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Uh oh...we have a 417 now.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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As long as it doesn't start reporting 418s (418 I'm a teapot)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Last night, went to the fridge to get some Ginger Ale (A non-alcoholic flavoured water, basically) and the light didn't come on. OK, check the temp - 4C - and pull the bulb. It meters OK, but looks a bit black, so suspect the bulb has gone - check the mains supply and fuse anyway, both OK.
Decide it's the bulb, order two new ones from FleaBay.
Today, check fridge temp again - 3.2C - so it's keeping cold.
Suddenly remember a light socket that takes 12mm screw threads - test the bulb, and it works.
So it put it back in the fridge - and the light comes on.
Anyone got an IDE and Debugger for white goods?
I hate intermittent problems...
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It's called beer, hammer and duct tape. Try that.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I need the debugger to tell me which bit to hit with the hammer!
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All of them. That's the point.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That would probably annoy Herself, and lose me the Brownie Points which I am endeavouring to accrue.
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The sequence in which you use them directly depends on the problem.
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