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If life gives you melons, are you probably dyslexic?
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that comment is out of order, where's the moderator?
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Will selling melons make me a melonaire?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 23-Nov-17 11:45am.
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What a fruity thought!
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careful, too much fruity makes you tooty
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If life hasn't given you melons, find a girl to whom life has.
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Great Forum discussion and best topic as well I really get amazed to read this. It’s really good. I would like to share something really helpful for education.
modified 24-Nov-17 10:37am.
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If life gives you onagers, you definitely are dyslexic.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ha! I seed what you mean.
/ravi
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Why would you file lemons?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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that's only for 5% of the people in the world, 
the rest of us get to stay grumpy. 
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Lopatir wrote: the rest of us get to stay grumpy.
Well, have a toast ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) (don't we have a wine or martini icon?) to our yummy dinner later on. 
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I'm not grumpy, I.'ve been out with a workmate testing different ages of Pappy VanWinkle, and various other bourbons I can(t remember at thé moment.
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Happy Gobble Gobble !
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Great one! I printed it out for our guests. 
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Really? You have a 3D printer? I'm just starting mine. Where did you download the turkey?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well Marc.
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Thank you Mike, and to you too!
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That looks phenomenal, Marc! 
Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
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Nish Nishant wrote: That looks phenomenal,
Can't wait to eat it! 
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Is rotisserie chicken day again!! 
Happy Thanksgiving
Bryian Tan
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Wow, that does look delicious
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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