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Quote: Why not send me letters? I am very sad one in Russia, write to me necessarily, it is waiting for your Veronika.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Don't diss Veronika! She has a special friend DJT who likes to play with anything golden.
veni bibi saltavi
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Soapbox 
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If it was true, it could be humorous, but let's not perpetuate proven falsehoods in the interest of trying to get a laugh. It just makes you look retarded.
(And now this thread belongs in the soapbox).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hey, I got an idea... why don't we get our sense of reality from a television set and then pretend we're intelligent for it. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Why not, indeed?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Why not send me letters? I am very sad one in Russia, write to me necessarily, it is waiting for your Veronika.
I think the more important question here is... is she hot? 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: is she hot?
The really important question is - what will Peter's wife think of the correspondence?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You make a good point there sir.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ahhh. You don't get the scam!
Veronika is the last name. First name? Boris .
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Ahhh. You don't get sarcasm.
Jeremy Falcon
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save yourself a lot of time and grief:
just ask her for her Western Union details and send some money.
she will be happier one.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Propagates different procedures (10)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 31-Oct-17 7:22am.
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REPRODUCES
Anagram of "procedures": propogates
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's the one.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I thought it was 98.6%...
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It probably is by now, I haven't updated my signature for a few weeks.
It's only a matter of time before the figure hits 100.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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More or less.
Just something I did during my October horror-movie-watching insanity. (Seriously, I watched all the the Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street films, back to back, then filled in my remaining free time with some other, one-shot, horror flicks. )
Anyway, I somehow managed to find the time to do some music, too. Here is one of the three I did:
Wash Away Your Fears - YouTube[^]
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You made that?
Very good, I am impressed. Most people are talentless morons, I should know, but that is good.
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Thank you. 
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Am I missing something here?
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Coming up as a blank page?
Yeah...it just did that for me, too. But a right-click on the link and open in new tab or window works fine.
Something wrong with the href handling here? Weird behavior. Like it opens the new window, but neglects to pass along the URL.
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I can see the image and the 'snow', but the sound is so low it's impossible to hear much beyond the white noise.
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Odd. No one else has said that. 
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