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So, scientists don't know what happened to all the anti-matter after the big bang.
Seems pretty obvious to me...
(p = particle)
p+ + p- = Boom!
p+ + p+ = sweet.
p- + p- = p+ (minus plus a minus is a plus) meets a p- = Boom!
I had to go shopping this morning - amazing what pops into your head when looking at dresses. 
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With that much pee no wonder it went boom.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: amazing what pops into your head when looking at dresses.
"Does my bum look big in this?"
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: p- + p- = p+ (minus plus a minus is a plus) meets a p- = Boom!
You got that wrong by the way.
-p + -p = +p
No 'minus meets a plus. 
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Oh yeah, it was multiply I was thinking of.
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I'd add a few phases:
p* * p* = tart
p^2 * p^2 = vinegar
p^p * p^p = kardashian
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Actually, it's just more of that Transgender stuff[^].
Don't ask - don't annihilate.
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OMG the classical newbie troubles with pre and post increment operators in expressions  
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: when looking at dresses.
Do you at least shave your legs when you wear a dress?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Personally, I do it before.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Personally, I do it before.
Very practical. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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modified 29-Oct-17 11:41am.
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Message Removed
modified 29-Oct-17 11:41am.
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Any experience?
I need a small DB (3000 book records for 40+ users) online to access both from Desktop and Mobile applications...
I found Google Cloud SQL, but I'm open to other suggestions too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Checkout the Firebase[^] offering. Google bought it a year or two ago.
It's :
1. extremely easy to use
2. is highly available
3. provides free version and use (with some limitations) -- it is likely with that size db and that number of users you could get by with the free version*
4. changes are instantly propagated to connected users
I've used it via web apps and Android apps. Very cool.
*Free version supports:
100 simultaneous connections
1 GB stored (total)
10 GB downloaded (per month)
modified 29-Oct-17 15:46pm.
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Hi, Raddevus,
Interesting, are you programming FireBase using a C# wrapper like this: [^] ?
cheers, Bill
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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I haven't used it via C# only Java (Android apps) and Web Apps.
It's also easily available via iOS apps and I used a small bit of functionality in my iOS app.
I did try something via C# at one point but didn't go far with it and it was a while ago now.
Let me know if you end up trying that github library you mentioned.
I'm interested in how well it works. Also, I'm not sure why Firebase didn't do a C# interface themselves.
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Hey @OriginalGriff,
Installed ESFile Explorer Pro and now find I cannot access my SD Card. The sdcard listed is the internal storage and I can't get the adding card.
I can see it through settings as a separate card but not in Total Commander or ES File Commander. There is a root access setting in both Apps but I can't get it to work as I don't have the Lenove Yoga Tab 3 Plus rooted and don't want too while under warranty.
When I added the card Android said it would make it look like I had the one giant internal memory. This doesn't seem to be how it is working as I see them separate in settings?
Just pissing me off as I want to put a Books and Magazines directory on the SD for EPUB and PDF to leave internal free.
Any ideas?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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How big is the card, and what format is it?
Some Android machines can't read NTFS or exFAT SD Cards, just FAT32 (And Windows won't format an SD bigger than 32G as Fat32) because MS get a licence fee from NTFS and exFAT imlementations)
Looking at Herself's Samsung tablet with ES File Explorer and I can access the 64GB exFAT SD card without problems via "Local" ... "SD Card" on the LHS menu.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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128GB, not sure the format but thought Fat32 out of the box. It has 4.65GB of data used including about 7 Apps, so it is being used but I can't get to it through anything.
Wouldn't have thought it would be so hard. I'm sure that sdcard, mnt/sdcard and storage/sdcard are all the same thing on this tablet.
Read something about access to the SD Card from Apps was changed in 5 as dodgy bastards were getting their Apps to faarrrkkkk things up when they had the access.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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security settings?
my phones on walkabout but I vaguely remember a separate security option to allow access to SD card storage.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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