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It's well known that if a baby gets too hot while being soldered, they will sh|t themselves, which leads to a) the need for diaper pail deodorizers, and b) using a preventive tool - namely, the baby thermometer, that alerts you when your baby gets too hot.
It seems viable to me.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: I wonder what these people are doing to their babies?
Nothing too sinister I'll wager.. maybe they're making their kids build iPhones?
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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With asphalt should we blame the donkey?
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Well... I need to mule over that.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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don't be so stubborn
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To be, eeyore not to be, stubborn, that is the question.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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why make life so difficult?
see carrot, carrot nice to eat, walk up to carrot ....
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Reminds me of a song lyric.
James McMurtry: Don't chase that carrot 'til it makes you sick. What do you think you're gonna prove. Just let it dangle 'til it falls off that stick. That's when you make your move. Always liked that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Let's not make this political...as if there's not already an in the room!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Now that's a concrete argument. I think your conclusion is cast in stone. Although, who knows what may surface. But it could pave the way (along the road) for an argument some may identify as being lane. Statistically I'd say we're in the median, or at least at a crossroad.
/ravi
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As with humans, it's always the jack-asses' fault.
(Or so the jennys claim...)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Some people tend to be smart when in fact they're not. She just started her job 2 days ago and now she keeps on complaining. Her behavior pisses me off.
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Thank you for the (hopefully) most random comment of the day...
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It had to be said, no matter where.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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I unwrapped the candy bar and tossed the wrapper. The answer is still seven
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It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
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Hah! Got ya! Relevance !
The length of your reply is 24 words - which is which is 3x7 (+ 3), the (+3 referring to the multiplication factor).
And, to top it off, the strlen() of the first three words is seven !
You are a sneaky rascal!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: And, to top it off, the strlen() of the first three words is seven !
No : This is seven[^]
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Take another look . . . I think you meant a nine[^]
. . . and I'll take two . . .
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Sorry, but that is completely relevant!
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Nothing is relevant. Resistance is futile and you both are begging to be assimilated.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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No, resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
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Potatoes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Really great to hear that such a talented writer is being recognised.
Remains of the day is definitely worth reading and if you want a dystopian novel on human relationships then Never let me go is a great read too if a bit dark.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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