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Looks like you got a date!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Is hearsay a job description for interpreters?
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Hear! Hear!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It describes "journalists" perfectly; both what they do, and what they purvey.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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some journos more into heresy than hearsay
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the any key okay
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When I got back the cat didn't know a zloty from a forint, and turned up its nose at the kielbasa I brought home.
I split up with my girlfriend. The cat went AWOL.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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Let me just get this straight: When you came home, your wife had a polished p.... Eh, nevermind! Too much info anyway!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 4-Jul-17 2:36am.
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Persianally I feel this thread won't really go anywhere, but as long as you are Havana good time single, that's fine!
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ha ha ha .. bad, bad cat ... probably he did not want to dance polka, either ...
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Did you say he went APOL??
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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BillWoodruff wrote: When I got back the cat didn't know a zloty from a forint, and turned up its nose at the kielbasa I brought home.
I split up with my girlfriend. The cat went AWOL.
c'mon man, don't leave us all hanging.
Finish the story: what happened to the kielbasa?
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With all the double entendre's in this thread, do think it wise to ask that question?
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Hi All,
The subject line relates to an earlier post I made in the depths of misery and confusion. While I am still in the PUB it looks like Chucking out time is approaching, I got offered a role and excepted, they are keen on my skill set(?) do the happy dance!
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Quote: and excepted, I hope you accepted rather than excepted! Good luck!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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yeah, true have even started drinking yet spel no good, me engineer
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Quote: spel no good, me engineer These facts are self-evident!
Congratulations on the job offer!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well done...
Good luck!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks, and congrats on the work anversary according to LinkedIn...
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Good for the job! How's your dad doing?
EDIT: godhood isn't that common these days.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: God for the job!
I don't think he has the right skill set - and Glenn does.
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Yeah and the pay is fixed at stone age levels. Literally.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The pay isn't much, but the fringe benefits are out of this world!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Thanks, Dads doing better since they stopped / changed does of some meds, so thats better too So I am not the only one who don't spel good too!
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