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The security Nazis appear to have made a change to what we can/cannot get to on the internet. It worked from home yesterday, but DOESN'T work in the office today. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a general outage before I threatened the IT idiots with bodily harm...
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You can always - assuming you can get to it - check with isup.me if it's a general outage.
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Sadly yes.
Marc
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Get there just fine
#SupportHeForShe
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... one is called "One two three", the other "Un deux trois".
Only one gets all the way over.
Which one?
One two three, because un deux trois cat sank.
I'll get me coat...
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Obviously the English cat. The french cat sank!
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Highlight the question...
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une neuf of these French number puns.
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Together with the usual disregard for the actual pronounciation, otherwise they don't work, right?
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de riguer, Rodney, de riguer...
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No, that is the punch line to why do french people only eat one egg for breakfast.
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Obviously the first one, the second is undexterous.
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Cross-language puns. Because there isn't enough of the regular kind.
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Oh come on! Tell me I am right!
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Just give a look at Q&A.
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Well, I'm not doing it right. I've always had difficulty getting comfortable in bed in the neck/head area, so pretty much every night I embed my arms under the pillow to prop it up a bit for my weary knackered old head.
It used to be occasional, but now pretty much every night I wake up with at least one paralysed arm. (Paralysed, not parallelised those who are immediately thinking of contention and deadlock). [Replace 's' with 'z' for dialects using compromised version of language]
Of course it passes in a minute or so when the blood returns, but it's weird picking up a heavy limp arm with the hand of the other. Get it wrong and it slaps you in the face.
So, is this common? Anyone else get this?
And crucially, where do you place you arms in readiness for overnight batch processing?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote:
It used to be occasional, but now pretty much every night I wake up with at least one paralysed arm. See paresthesia.
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"underlying neurological disease"
Ha! That explains quite a bit then.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: where do you place you arms in readiness for overnight batch processing?
Either on a shelf near the bed, or protecting my "assets" from cat-like pounce attacks through the duvet.
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Detachable arms eh? Mind you, I knew this girl once who could detach her eye-lashes. Mysterious things.
Whilst there is no cat in my house, there is an excess of small children so I appreciate your other pose.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I can see hanging one arm, but how do you hang the other?
See Gallagher...
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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