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My friend always maintained there should be an open season on Morris Dancers - it's just wrong on so many levels.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'm with your friend.
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Have to concur.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Now us Americans have to look up Morris Dance to see what the deal is.
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I hate to break it to you, but the USA has been infected with this vile abomination:
Quote: There are around 150 Morris sides (or teams) in the United States Morris dance - Wikipedia[^]
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Great clue, and I like that mincer does double work, as part of the anagram and also to signify silly dancing
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It works much better with eggs... you actually can eat it afterward...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I had to walk for about 100 meters in the CBD, and 12 deg celcius was feeling like -10 with the antarctic winds, and it's going to get worse and be that for a couple of months before it would get any better.
WE CAN YOOSE HEATS NOW. PLEASE SEND VERY URGENT SIR.
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Oz needs heat?
That's like an Oz rock, plant, insect, bird, or animal that isn't actively trying to kill you!
That's one of the signs of the Apocralypse, isn't it?
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Australia is 7.6 million km².
Which means, they could yoose some cools up there at Darwin, but we poor Victorians could yoose some real heatz. PLEASE SHEND NOW DEAR SIR!
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Pavement pizza isn't something you'd usually want to eat
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Oh it's good to have the high ground.
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And in England they are complaining about 34 Celsius? Shoot that's only 93 Fahrenheit.
Here in Georgia we hit that no problem and add in 80% humidity. When it gets to 100 I call that "Smack you in the face hot" because that's what happens when you step outside.
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The forecast is 112 here today and for the next several days. Yikes.
That's not the mad smiley. That's the sunburned one.
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And I thought that the current patent system already reached its low level... I should have been more optimistic than that...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What is worrying is not that they try it, what is worrying is that they do achieve it.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Didn't the NSA claim say that monitoring metadata was harmless? </sarcasm>
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well they can't keep me from reminding things, nor my girlfriend. I know the average prices of the stuff I buy in the 10 or so stores I usually do my groceries in.
And for the tech stuff I make thorough researches long before even approaching a store - I got burned more times than what I would like to admit so now I'm careful.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Can they now invent something to stop people using their phones in the cinema?
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The usual method would be a cell phone jammer, but it is illegal (at least in US) and then there becomes the liability issue if something should happen.
Option number 2 would be to mimic a cell phone tower, with something like a femtocell. Or the notorious Stinger used by covert law enforcement agencies.
I prefer Option 3, the baseball bat
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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