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I love old train puns! They come high in my esteam.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Software Zen: delete this;
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What are your ties that lead you into your station as the conductor of this foolishness?
Mutually assured destruction:
Do trains listen with engine ears?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A pun like that deserves a kick in the caboose.
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I've lost track
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If I said I liked Ruby, would you too go off the Rails?
Jeremy Falcon
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Software Zen: delete this;
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No, I would look to see if your motives were, possibly, loco.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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Why does one of the links on that page lead to a dog dressed as a taco?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Taco? I don't know, but the Mexicans will probably pay for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Eta Carinae - Our first row tickets to a coming supernova or even a hypernova.[^]. If you reserve now, there even is a good chance to get a close look at a gamma ray burst.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: close look at a gamma ray burst. Something you could probably see just as well with your eyes closed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If she did come in like that, that would make a bit of a buzz in the office!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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And she'd drone on about it for years.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The nonsense you find when you search the web:
This[^] is Mr fusion from Back to the Future', filmed in 1985.
Here[^] we have it, obviously to power the coffee pot on the Nostromo, in Alien (1979).
Or is it just a humble coffee grinder[^] which you can still sometimes find at fleabay?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a gov't conspiracy to disguise the existence of a cheap & clean power source which they stole from the future (another project they don't tell us about) as a common household item, rather than acknowledging that aliens exist, we already have interstellar space travel, time travel, and a coffee grinder that can power a city! Go coal!!!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: a coffee grinder that can power a city At least 1.21 gigawatts.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I prefer a cutting edge CPU...
... Like this
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Go ahead and build a neat little computer[^] with it. They are all more or less compatible and don't even need an operating system.
Tell me when you are ready, so that I can tell you what you need the SEX instruction for. All nerds get sweaty fingers when they get to designate one of the processor's 16 registers as the current stack pointer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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