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C++ stands for Chris plus plus.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.
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It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.
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Andrew Rissing wrote: How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?
I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.
Chuck Norris
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The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) my friends.
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Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.
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His favorite food? Electrons.
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While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.
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Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.
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Only Chris can update perfection.
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Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.
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Chris can use CListCtrl.
Nihil obstat
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Microsoft did not have enough tiles to remodel windows 8 because Chris used them up for CodeProject.
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Chris doesn't use a computer to program. He uses a really long magnetic tape and a rare earth magnet. (Similar to a Turing Machine[^])
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Chuck Norris doesn't always write code, but when he does, he writes it like Chris Maunder.
Director of Content Development, The Code Project
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Chuck Norris and Chris Maunder can both tell you the position of Waldo, but only Chris Maunder can also tell you his velocity.
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