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His boss, yeah, but not Bob.
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No... Bob only try to be a mother of all so you will not have to visit your own...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So, you forgot about it too? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You're assuming its gender? *Triggered*
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Alien reproduction != Human reproduction
Evidently, it is quite possible for Bob to be its own mother. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies...
I asked: Do you have any plans?
Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, you could have asked her to introduce you to someone...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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it's obviously too late for my solution to all those problems: you can't get married a second time as long as you avoid the first time like the plague.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That is one of those questions that, regardless of the answer, you end up swimming in it. Your best option is to run away, very fast.
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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Not even planning to marry a first time, sounds awful
Now, to find a girl who doesn't want to marry... 
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Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: "Don't you like being married?" asked the wife.
The malice! To fail us!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Well, I've always fancied your sister..."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've seen many of you mention a software for recovering a windows machines. I had a total disk failure, and lost everything. What was that software called, please???
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Ah.
You're probably out of luck, I'm afraid. To restore a machine after a HDD failure, you need to use a backup of that machine as it was before the failure - and that means you use the same software that you used to back it up. Since you don't seem to have that, the chances are very good that your data is gone for good. Think about it: if you could just "magically" recover your data, how would RansomWare writers make any money? (Not that the b*st*rds deserve to)
It may be possible to recover some (but probably not all) of the data from a failed disk, but that requires serious work from professionals - and that isn't cheap!
Start reading here: Hard Drive Recovery Tips - How to Recover Data from a Dead Hard Drive[^] and it may be that you can get some of it back - but if it's critical info then don't mess with it too much (if at all) as you are likely to do more damage that may impede a professional's ability to recover it.
Good luck - but you are probably better off either abandoning it, or leaving it to professionals!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks, Griff.
I am a professional. I have been working with SQL since before they shortened it to SQL (30 + years).
I had an image on a passport, but that has disappeared. I couldn't remember the name of the imaging software that you guys had recommended. I found it.
This is my training machine, so the only thing on it was various IDE's (Visual Studio, Intellij, SQL Server - freebie, etc). I am currently learning Scala and the Play framework for the position that I just got hired for, so I lost all of my training setups.
Again, thanks for the advice, and the quick response, it is greatly appreciated. I love reading the various entries in the Lounge and Soapbox, and have for years, although, I rarely respond to anything. I've used CP as a resource for years, not the stupid 'Send codez pls' type, but actual, real world applications. So, thanks to all of you who have shared your code snippets over the years. Someday, I will post some of my own.
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So you didn't lose too much - and if you don't have a backup, it's probably not worth trying to recover the disk. Blame whoever took the passport! 
When you get the new one going, back it up - USB drives are pretty cheap these days - if nothing else, it means that you can restore it in an hour or so if it fails again, or you get ransom-wared.
When did you last back up your "proper" dev machine?
Mike Ahrens wrote: Someday, I will post some of my own.
I look forward to reading them!
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That one is at work, and is backed up daily.
I will start watching the q&a section for SQL questions, and try to answer when I have the time.
Is there a proper forum for Java/javascript? The play framework that they are using is based on Java, and I have NEVER touched that animal.
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They are very different beasts, related pretty much only in name and a "based-on-C" syntax.
They have separate forums: JavaScript Discussion Boards[^] and Java Discussion Boards[^] - but QA is a good place for queries on either as niether forum is particularly busy.
We also have a Tips section which is handy for useful code snippets, including SQL: Submit a new Article or Tip[^] if you have code that doesn't fit an existing question. Doesn't take a lot to write one and they are a lot more permanent than a QA answer. For example: SQL Totals for this week and other useful time periods[^]
Articles are expected to be a lot more "heavy duty" and can take a long time to write, but tips are expected to be small and focussed.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mike Ahrens wrote: although, I rarely respond to anything
OK, so you've broken the ice! We expect to hear more from you in the future!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm sooooo tempted to tell him he's up to post the WSO CCC OTD on Monday ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wouldn't do that , in two years, i have managed to figure out exactly 1
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He he, your 1 against my 0 makes a factor...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Ok, try this.
A little coffee in the morning, and coding at night can be very confusing. (2 words)
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