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Is a sleepwalking nun a roamin' Catholic?
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That's a difficult habit to break.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What an unorthodox thought!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Stop this nunsense right now.
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Hopefully no one is angered by that because they convent only if they move to the soapbox.
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I make my vow not to reply.
...ah sh*t, now gotta do pennance.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: ah sh*t,
And more penance for that! 
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ah sh*t!
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You're racking up the "Hail Mary"s today!
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ah shi...ould give up now otherwise I'll never get to bed.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I do confess, that made me chuckle.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Good News in History, April 5 - Good News Network[^]Quote: 130 years ago on this day, Anne Sullivan finally was able to break though a wall of isolation and hostility in order to teach the word “water” to Helen Keller, who could not see, nor hear, nor speak until this gifted teacher entered her life.
What a cool story. It's nice to be reminded once in a while that there is a lot of good in this world. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: What a cool story. It's nice to be reminded once in a while that there is a lot of good in this world.
I think I've found a photo^ of the event.. 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Amen, reverend. And now wipe off those tears, stop preaching and do some good yourself.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ya know, it would have been real tempting to scream obscenities at her for not getting it right. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It was captured on film![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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@petepjksolutionscomm
Where was today's CCC?
I guess you are up tomorrow now...
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I demand some strict action against this indiscipline. How about having him set a clue everyday for an entire week?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I think it was actually my turn to post the CCC unfortunately a combination of work (I know, never an excuse), a dental emergency, of which I'l spare you the details, and a poor memory all meant it didn't happen.
I shall do better tomorrow.
Andy B
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Maths appears to be giving me problems today: I subtracted 1 from 5 and got 3 ... 
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That's how my modest workbox greeted me when I woke it up from standby this morning. Out of memory? After standby? This computer may be nothing special, but it's not exactly a C64.
Turned out that the only (cr)app to be closed was the MSMH 2015. You don't know that? It's the Mickeysoft Memory Hog, also known as VisualStudio 2015.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 5-Apr-17 5:07am.
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At least you are not the Mickeysoft fanboi I was expecting to swoop in. Still, I prefer an Atari 800XL. Come right over and we can try out both side by side.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Woo-Hoo!
The Atari/C64 war is back on!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The Atari/C64 war is back on!
Not really. I quite liked the Ataris (I've got three of them somewhere) but the C64 was my first computer, and you never forget your first love. 
Now if it was C64 vs Spectrum, that would be a different matter...
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