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Seems like something that's going to work in theory, but not in practice.
In some theoretical world, an organization can demonstrably show that people who provide more value are compensated better.
In the real world, everybody has an ego and thinks they're a rock star. They will question the value data. "What I'm doing is way better than what Bob's doing, and Bob gets paid more."
Don't hate Bob because he's a better negotiator.
I've been doing this a long time, and have come across very few manager types who have the willingness, ability, and data to evaluate value based on performance. Mostly, it's whoever's bitching the most, and everyone else might get a COLA-type raise.
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As an employer, this is a very touchy subject.
No two people are equal. Sometimes I have to pay more than I want to someone, and someone else is happy to work for less than I would have guessed.
Our rules are that you keep it confidential. But we are a SMALL company.
Everyone has an IDEA what the others probably make based on lifestyle.
But I agree, this NEVER ends well when everyone starts talking...
Why does this guy make soooo much? What? I am paid the lowest? (someone has to be).
Even worse. I had an old boss who paid himself LESS than all of us, and shared that willingly. As if a badge of honor. Of course, he owned the place, and took shareholders distribution whenever there was money he needed, or left over... But it was HIS company. That should be understood. It was just the presentation that NOBODY realized that was funny.
Do great work. Help others, attend to your weaknesses, and learn to talk to your bosses.
Dress for your next job. Set your goals and obtain them. It's an amazing world in the end!
And we are INCREDIBLY well paid...
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A great many take a cake to a social event (9)
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Abundance
a bun = cake
dance = social event
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Clearly far, far too easy!
You are up tomorrow.
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Being easter an all my favourite easter quote - "Don't get hung up over Easter" Leon Russell - Mad Dogs and Englishmen
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You would probably be happy if I wished 'dicke Eier' on you for this holiday?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ah yes! Chocolate Egg Worship season!
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I was thinking more of da bun(or bunnies) in abundance
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Would dat be der hot cross bunnies?
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Dems da ones
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Come on Guys, Give us poor souls at least to make an attempt on solving this
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I gave you two minutes
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Thank you for being so considerate. Really value that 2 minutes
cheers,
Super
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Hey - that's a long time!
Think about it: your PC has time for 1.2E13 instructions, so that's loads of time to solve a CCC!
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I assume the PC is as smart as the person between the keyboard and chair. So in that case, I can safely say my PC is not very fast and smart
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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And the majority of those instructions are used to send your data to Microsoft...
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Who here has obsessive voting disorder?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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They do seem to be somewhat indiscriminate, don't they?
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They don't like Rajesh and pwasser for some reason.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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We're in the wrong time zone.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Nah, you are just disliked.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: They don't like Rajesh and pwasser for some reason.
They are in Victoria and Western Australia respectively, what other reason do you need.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No need, really. Australia is just enough.
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As long as it's not a political statement; otherwise, they'll get shouted at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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