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It got removed a LONG time ago.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ok, then I feel better about my post being here then.
Jeremy Falcon
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Is that 3 jobs for one guy?
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Is that 3 jobs for one guy?
No, its 1 guy for 3 jobs.
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Clearly you have IT experience.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: a mid-level programmer in the Hollywood
Which movie you are casting for ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Na, they need convincing extras for the latest season of Halt and Catch Fire[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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This movie is called "Please Dear God Let Me Find Some Real Talent" starring whoever we hire.
Jeremy Falcon
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Will you pay for me to come out there???
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I'll pay you in free alcohol and coffee. I mean, sure it'll cost you money but you'll be so wasted you won't care.
Jeremy Falcon
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I couldn't work as a programmer in Hollywood.
The way the text continually scrolls past on the screen at breakneck pace is too much for my eyeballs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Turn your monitor sideways then.
Jeremy Falcon
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I suppose I could try that -- but if I break the monitor, the computer will die, and all my data will be destroyed!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is true. Good thinking. Perhaps have a second monitor then, so if the first breaks your data can hop on over to the other before dying?
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, that's great, cheers!
Y'know, it's true what they say: you should always listen to people who've been there, and know what they're talking about!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Correct you are sir. And welcome to the DDDDDD.
Double Display Data Death Deterrent Department
Jeremy Falcon
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Funny, but I always associate hollywood with a bunch of 'F's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do not either agree nor disagree with this. There's only so much I can say online. But I do not either agree nor disagree with this statement that I'm so very much neutral on - as far as the web is concerned.
Jeremy Falcon
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Filming, Focussing camera lenses, Faking moon landings, etc.
I apologise if this causes problems.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lets just go with that shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
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From a news headline on Google News:
Caitlyn Taylor said she punched the 5-foot shark in the face after it grabbed her leg. By Nina Golgowski.
I read that as "By Ninja Gogowsli."
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Racist!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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My brain doesn't work most of the time
Judging from the state of the world we're currently in I think I'm not the only one
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Ninja Googlewski is also a possible read ...
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Other than trapped in the on-rushing head-lights of the latest JavaScript chimeric colossus: [^].
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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