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Chris Maunder wrote: feel crazy old You have a fossil! What did you expect?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah - I walked into that one, didn't I
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Your mistake was picking the wearable technology version.
What you really wanted was the hidden version, Android Where 2.0
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If a man has a foot fetish and cheats on his wife, does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And if his wife finds out, he may need athlete's feet!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Software Zen: delete this;
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I think you nailed it.
/ravi
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I dunno, after seeing his pun my eyes need time to heel.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ha ha! After all these years, I guess the shoe's on the other foot now!
/ravi
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Have you no sole?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know... that socks, doesn't it?
/ravi
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It means he'll have to sleep in the yard, with the dog.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If his Mrs. finds out, perhaps she'll be angry ankle him. Heel run - but where toe? Her finding out will certainly be her cuticle him
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Required XKCD[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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All's I can say is that she had the prettiest feet I've ever come across.
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Oh, that's bad...+5!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It will work out I'm sure. Time wounds all heels.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It's clear, he has an Achilles' heel ...
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I think it means he ENDED on the wrong foot!
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I'm just back from a check up at my doctor and he said that, according to my BMI, I could stand to either lose some weight of gain some height. It's up to me to decide which.
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Height, width -- as long as one of them increases, your volume gets bigger, so that's OK, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have you considered girth?
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Playing Basketball is likely to increase height?
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gain height: stand on a chair.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lose weight: chop a leg off.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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