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I hope he's gone before the combined harvester arrives or he'll come a cropper.
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Cut down in his prime.
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Was he carrying a chicken little?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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What is the next project which is being developed by Microsoft?
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Probably Windows 10: Even More Adverts and Spyware Edition.
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I believe they're talking about widening the NSA backdoor, maybe even puutting screen in it?
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I know for a fact that they are negotiating with Griff for his advanced cat-flap technology.
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Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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It's an AI application to measure intelligence (or the lack of it).
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What for? They already think we are all dumb enough to let ourselves first be locked into a nice enclosure and then happily watch ads while eagerly waiting to 'adopt' everything their marketing throws at us at the first opportunity.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gawd help it if it starts looking at QA...
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Probably Integrating machine learning into Microsoft Office 365 products to provide continuous, personalised assistance - without the cartoon clippy this time around.
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So you think Open Office user numbers are due a massive boost?
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If, by "numbers", you mean CPU and memory usage then yes... they probably are
I actually think the UI part of the new system will be similar to what we have in Visual Studio - and will fade in/out when you mouse over the word or cell concerned.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: I actually think the UI part of the new system will be similar to what we have in Visual Studio - and will fade in/out when you mouse over the word or cell concerned. That won't happen, because touch interfaces don't have an on hover event.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I installed Libre office for a couple of clients who didn't want ms office, and they're over the moon with it. It even has a Visio equivalent, where you can actually edit Visio diagrams.
Open Office? meh. It's fallen too far behind libre.
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Yeah, I switched to Libre from MS Office a couple of years back, and have to say it's damn good - and it does leave Open Office in the shade.
Unlike MS, it seems to focus on what users want to do instead of what the developer wanted to develop and marketers want to sell ... i.e. cloud cr@p on a subscription model.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unlike MS, it seems to focus on what users want to do instead of what the developer wanted to develop and marketers want to sell ... i.e. cloud cr@p on a subscription model. Exactly!
I, for one, will not be paying for any more mso licenses, not when the Libre guys are doing a so much better job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The further takeover of Linux: a Windows desktop.
And I say, the sooner the better! Heck, even Windows 3.1 would be an improvement over the shyte offerings that Linux has.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Well, you can develop a new GUI for pretty much any Operating System. I wonder how easy it would be to port GEM[^] to Linux...
Quote: was also supplied with a series of IBM PC-compatible computers from Amstrad
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I wonder how easy it would be to port GEM[^] to Linux...
I remember using that on an Atari!
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I used it on an Amstrad, until I wiped the hard drive and replaced DR-DOS with MS-DOS (3.something I think, or maybe 4).
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The new cutting-edge programming technology. COM based, of course.
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"The next project"? Singular?
Do you think everyone at Microsoft works on the same project, until it's done, one at a time?
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