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Will he delete this one? Will he not?
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It's more Lounge than Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bright side: At least the kids have learned to read, so it's better than some other schools.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why is a drama teacher handing out chemistry homework?
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why is a drama teacher handing out chemistry homework?
She told a chemistry joke and there was no reaction. She quit.
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Probably into romantic plays - where chemistry between actors is all important.
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I'm disappointed in the article no picture of the assignment page. I wanted to read it.
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I mentioned this as a way to improve the quality of software in a post some time ago.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg23331144-500-ai-learns-to-write-its-own-code-by-stealing-from-other-programs/
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I wonder if it steals from Leslie[^] too.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Next it'll steal code from msdn, just like all newbie programmers
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And from there it's not far to 'gimme codez plz!' anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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chrome is a malware, kills cpu & eats memory
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$7000.00 Power Cable
I saw this on amazon and couldn't believe that there was a power cable that cost $7000.00!  I wanted to know what justifies that outrageous price, so I dug into the reviews. These reviews are priceless  ; the cable on the other hand... 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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For that price the US govt must be buying them by the truckload!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Those reviews 5/7 would read again 
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+5
/ravi
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Today, I accompanied my wife and daughter to the ballet.
Yes... willingly... we watched "The Wizard of Oz"; the evil witch was well done, the costume helped to build the character.
My wife's favorite scene was "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" as the dancers moved about in pastel dresses with matching kerchiefs.
I enjoyed the scenes with the flying monkeys; artistic (not flying, but well danced) and I was wondering how they would accomplish that.
My daughter enjoyed it much more than "The Nutcracker"... and I think we've filled out ballet quota for the year!
How many man points did I earn/lose for spending the day with my family on an activity my wife picked?
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Many  .
Said the guy with 6 daughters....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Tim Carmichael wrote: How many man points did I earn/lose for spending the day with my family on an activity my wife picked?
Loads: Ballet? All points hard earned...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Another thing you should do since wife/daughter like this stuff - catch Les Misérables if you can. In fact, I'd put that on my bucket list.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Why would you think you would lose any points doing something like that? Showed love to your wife and child and sounds like you actually enjoyed yourself. Real man stuff there and your daughter will always remember.
We went a couple of weeks ago because my 20 year old's girlfriend was in the chorus singing for Carmina Burana. I found out where Sean Hannity (political pundit on the radio and Fox News channel here in America) gets his music from.
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If I hadda knowd, right now I just get my dog to lick the screen but he requires treats.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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