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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Boring. Was hoping for a Heptapod or two... 
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 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to feel underwhelmed (and in need of heptapods)
TTFN - Kent
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After the hype I had been reading in the media I was really disappointed. Silly, really; it is pretty interesting stuff.
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The natives might have some objections to that.
Mind you, since they're 235 trillion miles away, it'll take us a while to get there.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Then the sooner we set off, the better!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can I nominate a few "ambassadors" to send in the first rocket?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Of course! That's the point!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It might be an idea to confirm that there is actually a planet there, first.
Unless you want to send the telephone sanitisers off as an exploratory party.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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grrr. requires flash.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Two more days my friend, only two more days...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you make a belt out of watches, is it a waist of time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In far too many cases more like a waist of lard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you make one out of herbs, it's a waste of thyme.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now I'm really tic'd off. Although, I must hand it to you - really wound up in the zone this time.
(I suppose, if they lost some wait, it would save time - but I'd never post that here).
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It's a good way to watch your weight.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I watch my weight. I just don't do anything about it.
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I guess it would be if you already have an hourglass figure.
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OG, you're loopy today.
/ravi
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Tomorrow he'll buckle down and do a good TotD.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I hope he's able to kick it up a notch.
/ravi
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Some alien has sued NASA for violating its privacy. Now the counterstrike has begun. Google is already sneaking up on them to bombard them with ads and Mickeysoft will force update them to Win10 A.E.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Win10 A.E.
Alien Edition?
I'll go a tenner that they screw up the keyboard driver.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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