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We have some problems only with the beta version of Chrome... not LinkedIn related...
On version 56.0.2924.87 LinkedIn looks all right...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks for trying it out. I upgraded to 56.0.2924.87 here on the VM now and LinkedIn seems to work.
Still have the other issues on the home computer. Just trying to track this stuff down.
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HOW TO BECOME A HOBO
A hobo makes his cigarettes form butts, collected on the way... He able to make a cigarette out of 3 butts...
How many cigarettes he can smoke if collected 9 butts...
Health Canada: Warning
TOBACO USE CAN MAKE YOU IMPOTENT
Cigarettes may cause sexual impotence due to decreased blood flow to the penis. This can prevent you from having an erection.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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From the 9 cigarette butts he can make 3 cigarettes.
From the 3 butts he can make another cigarette.
Total: 4 cigarettes.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Our coffee breaks must be synchronized.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hardly can be done... I drink no coffee...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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None, he'll be in prison after collecting the 2nd butt since nobody wants to live without a butt!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Shirley, talk of butts and penises is more suited to the Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't call him Shirley. Over!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Roger!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The quote was (maybe is) printed on cigarette boxes all over Canada around 2000 - approved by Health Canada, How can it be NOT good CP (a Canadian site) ?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Similar stuff over here -- but with gross photographs which I believe are designed to get sadists and torturers to take up smoking.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Before we can talk about recursion, we first must understand recursion.
Four of course.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm the proud owner of the only known (to me) recursion written in SQL... an indirect one...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not a recursive Common Table Expression?
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It was in the dark ages of SQL 7... no CTE...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The first rule of recursion is the last rule of recursion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And, for some reason, I thought it was something like 'Don't speak of the fight club!'
Anyway, those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak. That's the first rule of recursion.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: And, for some reason, I thought it was something like 'Don't speak of the fight club!' That was what I was paraphrasing, true.
CDP1802 wrote: Anyway, those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak. That's the first rule of recursion. ... And the last!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Then why don't we found a secret society to guard that secret. The Recursivati.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Who no doubt buried their treasure on Oak Island!
(And then dug it up again, on their way out.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A recursive treasure map! That will keep away all but our Recursivati brothers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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<Lifts left leg, rolls up right trouser leg, and puts hand around back of head and bends over sideways to shake on it>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not four and one-third of a cigarette?
If he is so concerned about saving and reusing cigarette butts, he would also be concerned with saving the one butt which remains after smoking four cigarettes.
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