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Sander Rossel wrote: Time to get a new keyboard
A return to sanity?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Wouldn't you have to be there at least once in order to return?
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Nah, you just need space.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I might shift my priorities.
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A wireless keyboard???
By the way, I hope what you posted, is not real, you didn't lost your home.
Bryian Tan
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Bryian Tan wrote: By the way, I hope what you posted, is not real, you didn't lost your home. Maybe you didn't get the joke? Control, home and escape are all keys on the keyboard
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Good one
Bryian Tan
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I didn't get it either - mind you it is early here and I'm still only half way through my first coffee. For the record due to a late night red wine accident my keyboard at home now has several latching keys which only release after a random period of 1-5 seconds...
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Just got an email, advertising HDD's.
And one caught my eye: Seagate BarraCuda and a picture of a 10TB HDD.
The price? £41.99 (or $52.12 at todays exchange rate)
"I'll get four and upgrade the NAS!" I thought, quickly clicking on it.
No, no ... "from £41.99" it says.
That price gets you a 500GB. 10TB are £427.98 each. Elephant.
No thanks.
Grrr...I hate small print...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I hate small print... Yeah...
Fortunately, small prints on contracts forbidden by law already, we all wait the day it fill be that way in adverts too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: small prints on contracts forbidden by law already
Small print on contracts is forbidden in Israel, not necessarily world-wide.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Of course - I'm from Israel ...
And actually there is a law about small letters in printed advertising, but it is an absolute small (not smaller than 2 mm) and not a relative, so a designer still can hide some important info... (and this too, in Israel)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The big red flag IMO isn't the too-good-to-be-true price, it's the fact that it's a Seagate.
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HGST or GTFO as far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't trust Seagate to make copier paper.
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No upvotes for Dilbert? Come on guys!
Mind you - I do have some sympathy for Dilberts current predicament, tomorrow I have a review of my 'Team Management Profile' followed by session 1 of the 'Leadership and Management Development Programme'.
What did I say wrong?
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Caught up with Friday's daily news, then?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Friday is weekend! I do all the reading for Friday and Saturday at Sunday morning...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Seen on a T-shirt: Come to the dark side; we have cookies.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yoda: Dark the dark side it is! Very dark!
Kenobi: Stop complaining and just make yourself another toast.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...with the dark toaster...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Bacon Sizzling - Bacon Makes Everything Better[^]
Found using The Useless Web[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That site is f***ing useless! :P
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Not as useless as this one[^]... or should I say, these two?
Can you believe that someone actually thinks that that's worth paying two domain fees for?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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