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It was good to have fun with some of the clients like that. We had one client that lived very close to where she worked, and each lunch time would go home and watch "Days of our Lives". So whenever we had a new employee, and that client rang, we would get the new person to take the call and ask her how Days of our Lives was going, and enjoy the reaction when they got a (good natured) mouthful.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Wow! That brings back memories!
Isn't RD over the web a wonderful thing?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Isn't RD over the web a wonderful thing?
I would have given my left one for that when I did support.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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You have recounted fairly precisely what occurs when Mrs. Wife calls me at work/out on the bike/out of town and says "The computer isn't working" .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I wrote this litte utility program for a group of librarians - I think they all were 50+ years; they had definitely not learned any computer stuff during their education. I sent them the utility as an attachment to an email. One of the ladies called me up, not knowing what to do. I told her to simply pull the attachment from the mail message out on the desktop.
The lady halfway screamed "Desktop?? You must not use such technical terms to me - remember that I am a librarian, not a computer exepert!"
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Nighthowler wrote: The previous tech support request was to fix their laptop (because programmers know to fix everything. Go figure)
I definitely resemble that remark ... if somebody hears that I write code all-of-a-sudden they're calling me to fix their laptop or figure out their screw up in an Excel spreadsheet or something!
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Stay strong. We have been there bro.
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I can think of a few people I'd love to send a T. Rex...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, you could always post 'em a Box of Bees[^]
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Ahem! - There's a market for EVERYTHING!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Do they need you to send it urgently?
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He could use FedRex?
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It's 65 million years overdue. A few days more don't matter anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I might want to send it urgently, but I don't believe the recipients would urgently like to receive it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Please send me one too. I wnt flying with my old one yesterday.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In stock here
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Mangersaurus
Large Ego
Requires subservience
Irrational behavior
Disproportionate upkeep cost
Marc
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Atv my last job, the one I left in a hurry, we had shorts for our names. The one of our bossette was 'ALO' and that's why we called her Alosaurus. Some of us ( ) had a small Allosaurus on the desk.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shouldn't the velociraptor have been pining for the fjords?
I think I'll stick will "collecting" these dinosaurs[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm fairly sure that "collecting" shouldn't imply "drinking".
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Experimental equipment oscillates wildly (5,5)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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TESLA COILS
Anagram of OSCILLATES
Very good!
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I thought it might last a tad longer than that ...
Well done, sir!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If it's any consolation, I did originally try for anagrams of "XEQUIPMENT"
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