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Interplanetary support should be included, too. What happens if the code is run on Mars?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The real problem will be translating it to Vogon Poetry.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Vogan Poetry
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Could be worse.
Could be Paula Nancy MiIllstone Jennings.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's easy:
int main(void)
{
printf("Goodbye, World.\n")'
return 0;
}
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I can't believe nobody's pointed out the compiler error in your code!
CS1520 Method must have a return type
And since you're calling the method from outside of the class, you'll also need an access modifier. (The default is private .)
namespace something.BL
{
public class SomeClass
{
public string SayHello()
{
...
}
}
}
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Years before the first "Hello World", in the mid-1970s, a language was developed at the Norwegian Technical University, called "Mary" (named after the girlfriend of the chief designer). The very first sample program in the introductory book printed out:
Mary has been executed
The chief developer broke up with his girlfriend, but I don't know if that happened befor the program was written. Maybe the breakup was a result of the program. Or the other way around.
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The Emoji Movie - Wikipedia[^]
What. The. F***.
Originally found here[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There was even a bidding war for the rights.
I wonder if it went above five bucks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That movie is a valid enough motivation to start a war.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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It all sounded like complete tosh to me, too, until IMDB helpfully explained that "this movie takes place completely inside a smartphone" whereupon it all started to, er, sound like complete and utter tosh.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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With Patrick Stewart as 💩.
Patrick. Freakin'. Stewart.
Captain Picard is playing an emoticon.
Guerney Halleck[^] is portraying an imaginary pile of sh*t.
Sejanus[^] is playing ... oh, wait - "anus". I guess that one makes sense.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Possibly, although it was 40 years ago, so he might have had his own hair back then.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Last night, tried to FTP to my web site as I often do.
It failed numerous times. it was late so I gave up for the evening but I was annoyed but thought I was using the wrong pwd or something.
Today i tried again and tested pwd numerous times.
Every time it failed with a "530 user cannot login" back from the server.
Tried it from command line and Filezilla. Nothing.
Could not get through to any ftp site. Everything else works great (http, web sites, etc).
Finally, I gave up and decided to reboot. Even though I had rebooted just a couple of days ago with the new windows updates.
Yep, reboot fixed it.
I blame Windows 10, because that is the popular thing to do. But it also seems like the right thing.
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I had a similar problem logging into a system a week ago (from Windows 10) - the password kept being rejected. When I also was unable to log onto a database server I was getting even more concerned that someone had hacked in and reset passwords.
Turned out to be something simple - Windows 10 had switched my keyboard to a US layout from my normal UK one. Both passwords contained punctuation characters which were being switched due to the change of layout.
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Al_Brown wrote: Windows 10 had switched my keyboard to a US layout from my normal UK one Windows keyboard handling is brain-dead. We have a number of systems in-house that we've had to re-image after a Chinese customer had used them and installed Chinese keyboard support. It wasn't possible to uninstall it, and it persistently reset the keyboard to a Chinese layout.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Al_Brown wrote: Windows 10 had switched my keyboard to a US layout from my normal UK one
Interesting...and quite terrible that Win10 did that.
Not sure how you even noticed the change. Maybe you typed your password somewhere where it showed up and then you noticed the chars were different?
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I knew it had to be a bacon related post!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That's just ridiculous.
Everyone knows that bacon, pizza, hamburger, etc, were invented in America!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Everyone outside the USA knows that's not true.
Everyone inside the USA knows that people outside the USA don't exist.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So he ate bacon and he aged pretty well!
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Or ... he stole someones bacon and that's why he was shot?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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