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I was nowhere!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So close. I thought it was segregate but could not think how it would be opposite of name.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Zafar Sultan wrote: Take a look at the comment section.[^] how?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The number of times I've want to post an answer like "Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"...
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Or teach him to ask "Do you want fries with that?"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ha ha, a good one... They will fail there I think because a kind of certificate/diploma is needed for this, but for programming ... nope...
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Just use if else ...
If (CareerInAgedCare.Possible)
{
Post("Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming");
}
else
{
PostRealAnswer();
}
Tom
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Midi_Mick wrote: to post an answer like
I got reported for being abusive because I told one person that they should box up their computer and take it back to the store and get a refund. Of course, that was only slightly better than the one guy that was asking how to do his final year project, him I told to go to the registrars office and see if he could get a refund on his college education because clearly he learned nothing there. Libs didn't like that one either.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Man, that's absolutely politically uncorrect!
PS: I told the 2nd to an aquaintance of mine face to face. He ran off crying, then came back after a while - I snarked him again for being such a snowflake. He ran off again...
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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den2k88 wrote: a snowflake
Yeah some people can't handle reality. One guy posted some whining yesterday because he asked if some code he found would fulfill the requirements of his homework assignment. I told him to try himself, and that is all I said, and find out himself and he didn't like that. He wanted someone here to waste their time checking his homework assignment for him so he wouldn't have to. I guess "try it yourself" is insulting to a number of people.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I had to train my (lovably) girlfriend for the programming classes (she came from an entirely different background and was studying for a barely related degree) and even she, a normally thick skinned person, took offence at "try it yourself".
Many people just don't get that programming, like writing, painting, playing instruments, fixing stuff, shooting, fighting, speaking a language, etc can only be improved by experience and time. Try it, fail it, try again, bang your head, curse, hate it, try again... until you either give up or are expert enough to navigate out of most situations.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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I am not sure if to laugh.Show() or else to cry.Show()... maybe both, but that can't be written..
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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start two threads and join them ?
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I'll just take a look now....
Comment comment = new Comment();
comment = GetComment(threadID);
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Didn't work for me:
The type or namespace name 'Comment' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why can't we vote on comments? +1,000,000 Mr. MacCutchan!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Thank you, but Griff would still be streets ahead of me.
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Didn't work.
Error 1 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 2 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
Error 3 The name 'you' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 17 GeneralTesting
Error 4 The name 'developer' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 24 GeneralTesting
Error 5 The type or namespace name 'write' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 1 GeneralTesting
Error 6 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 7 The name 'code' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 8 The type or namespace name 'consider' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 1 GeneralTesting
Error 9 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
Error 10 The name 'career' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: The name 'career' does not exist in the current context Looks like the compiler is also doing predictions these days.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I dunno - Burger Hell is a career, isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I agree. Beginning developers should already know how to code.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing.
Without that knowledge one is merely begging for the right words to "insert" into the existing code. Imagine your surgeons being trained like developers.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing. I think some people come here brand new, they don't even have that yet. They still deserve respect and help.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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