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How can I get good at multi-threading if I keep losing the thread?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You have to plot it out on paper -- but don't lose the plot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Concentrate and keep your mind focused - but don't lose your mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Go to your stores manager and ask for await.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You have to plot it out on paper
but it's multi threading, means you need to:
1. plot it out on multiple sheets of paper,
2. cut those sheets into smaller pieces,
3. place the pieces into a container, shake it.
Now comes the mission critical stage:
4. distribute pieces of papers' to underlings
5. warn underlings not to disturb you before 10am nor after 3PM (12 on Friday's)
6. sit down and relax with a large coffee
7. locate the most lost looking underling and assign that person to prepare test plan, docs and scripts
8. go home (or if too early go for a 'meeting outside,' and after a few beers then go home).
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Don't pay attention to responses on forums as people may try to stitch you up?
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You need to eat plenty of fibre.
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But ensure that you not have been detached before.
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Tie a knot in it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Be single-threaded; this way the thread is not lost.
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thred the thread lightly and treat the thread without threatening said thread ?
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Actually, I'd be more inclined to keep the thread tight, but not so tight as to have it break.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Right said Thread.
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enforce syncronization.
I work with sync-stacks of papers or items on my "to do" stack on my desk.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Use the eye of the needle. That seems to work for my wife.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: We're going to intubate this guy and fix the hole in his heart
Which movie?
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The Trump That Stole Christmas
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The Good, The Bad and the Very Dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Coma?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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"The Samsung engineers's dream".
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