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Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
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I was wondering where that subset of 4 billion was coming from.
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But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.
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Including the 7 deadly sins? Who needs big data when every request returns "0 rows returned."
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Lopatir wrote: Santa's on big data
If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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/ravi
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Over Christmas, will you be going Gnome for the holidays?
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What have Gnomes got to do with Christmas?
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You just don't 'ave no Gnome to go to!
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Just after hitting a Gnome run.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry my missus, no snow here (ever), but this time of year expect some rain dear,
who cares though, it's a holiday, should be an elfing good time.
Sin tack ear lol
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Yeah, cause I have to check the backups each day and two of the 8 servers are that linux thing.
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I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande Christmas!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Those wounds run ... pretty deep.
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Gnome, Heck no. I've been using KDE for years ...
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Let's just sleigh we're fairy certain you could come up with something elf for today.
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You've gotta be careful. It's a jingle out there.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yeah! All the way too!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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xkcd: Christmas Plans[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OK, so I immediately unchecked the show-bookmarks-bar option, so now, instead of the bookmarks bar, I've get an even deeper bar, telling me that I have to import my bookmarks to a bookmarks bar that I don't want to show.
I manually added this site[^], but that's not enough. It insists that I import bookmarks.
Seems pretty obvious that the bookmarks bar is one of the sources that google uses for snooping on you, if you're not allowed to keep your bookmarks from them.
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I unchecked the "Always show the bookmarks bar" checkbox, and all I got was no bookmark bar.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Same here.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well, it sure as Hell ain't working here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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