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A good idea for next coding challenge: "foil cut calculator for Asimov's sandwitches".
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CPallini wrote: "foil cut calculator for Asimov's sandwitches"
BURN THEM!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: .. when you don't take quite enough aluminium foil to completely wrap your sandwiches head and there's about half an inch of exposed bread...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Easy solution... eat the extended portion now...
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Are whiteboards truly remarkable?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No more and no less than a blackboard! #blackboardsmatter
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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How can you whitewash your name after this?
The Lounge[^]
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I've slept since then!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that an highly irascible remark?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Does that pun wipe away a lot of pen-t up frustration?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Maybe, but you certainly leave your stains.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: leave your stains Gaaaaaaah!
A horrible image of bed-sheets and abuse came to mind.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not when someone puts a permanent mark on them.
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Or changes the ink cartridges with permanent ones
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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So flip-charts are unremarkable?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've checked the HTML code from Code Project and I'm confused because Code Project use a lot of table -tags. Some designers knows that tables cannot be used for layout.
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Are you trying to turn the tables on us?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This discussion should be tabled before it gets out of hand.
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In proper (what you would call British) English, the verb "to table" has the totally opposite meaning - if we table an amendment, we bring it to the attention of the participants. In wrong (US) English, if you table an amendment you don't discuss it any more. We put it on the table, you hide it under the table.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Let's make a compromise and say that you all speak a derivate of antiquated German.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's more Frisian than German
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The same goes for Dutch and now things are getting complicated. Back then there were only a lot of tribes, each with their own dialects. Only the Romans made it simple by calling everyone beyond the Rhine Germans. The Angles, Saxons and Jutes indeed came from the area where modern day Frisians live.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Probably closer to French, in this instance, because parliament was conducted in French until quite recently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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