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Sheesh, you just have to type what's so hard ab out it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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[baah] :baah: :baaah: :sheep: , nope! it don't work for me!
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That's because you're not typing or 🐑 for that matter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:Sheep: :Baah: :Baah: :baah:
Nope capitals, [Sheep] [Baah] :Sheep: :Baah: still don't work...
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That's because you either need to type 🐑or
Stop making it so hard on yourself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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:baaaa!:
The list[^]
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Sheep Emoji[^]
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Ram Emoji[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Aha! I have a sheep (I shall him Shaun!) Also a link to the list!
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Hey, I didn't know you could write in Korean!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought that might brighten things up for you a bit. If the boss brought you in for just this purpose, it serves him right if it turns round and delivers a size 12 DM to his soft and danglys.
This space for rent
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All smileys are evil!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonWorking wrote: Please tell me I will wake up bathed in sweat in a few moments...
Well, the body fluid you wake up bathed in could be piss...
I hope today is a better day.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... when a commercial[^] is actually funny. I hope you also can get a laugh out of it
"Donald! You're here already?"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 14-Nov-16 16:34pm.
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An ad for a German moving company?
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Looks like it. They're fast.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have ads here with some of his err...hmmm, self opinions. There are a few different ones all along the same theme...
See Kiwi kids trumping Trump[^]
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When Donald comes out of the washroom he says:"Just finished my first presidential business."
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Exactly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahhh, my German isn't great I got 'finished my first' so I assumed it was something like that...
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Its clear here today, and the moon coming up from the east, amplified even more by the atmosphere, is staggeringly big. IT looks more like its a third bigger, not just 15%.
Anyway, its good to be gob smacked by nature, lets us know we arent gods...
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It was told that today's moon is the biggest since 1948...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: today's moon is the biggest since 1948
Quote: Sheldon Cooper "According to the laser I'm bouncing off the mirror array on the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth causing us to perceive it as larger. Please don't confuse Penny with your slightly incorrect statements."
It had to be done.
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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raddevus wrote: the moon, it isn't any larger, it's just a bit closer to the Earth Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Oh yeah.
That's what they'd like you to believe.
You made me genuinely LOL!
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